#humour

"What a kid I got, I told him about the birds and the bees and he told me about the butcher and my wife."

"...I doubt very seriously whether anyone will hire me.'What do you mean, babe? You a fine boy with a good education.'Employers sense in me a denial of their values.' He rolled over onto his back. 'They fear me. I suspect that they can see that I am forced to function in a century I loathe. This was true even when I worked for the New Orleans Public Library."

"I believe that there is an equality to all humanity. We all suck."

"Well, don't expect us to be too impressed. We just saw Finnick Odair in his underwear."