#humour

"We are stuck with technology when what we really want is just stuff that works."

"Never did she find anything so difficult as to keep herself from losing her temper when she was suddenly disturbed while absorbed in a book."

"If it’s true that our species is alone in the universe, then I’d have to say the universe aimed rather low and settled for very little."

"I feel that life is divided into the horrible and the miserable. That's the two categories. The horrible are like, I don't know, terminal cases, you know, and blind people, crippled. I don't know how they get through life. It's amazing to me. And the miserable is everyone else. So you should be thankful that you're miserable, because that's very lucky, to be miserable."

"When they’re together, the world could fall apart around them and they’d never notice or care as long as they have each other.About Alex and Brittany."

"If complete and utter chaos was lightning, then he'd be the sort to stand on a hilltop in a thunderstorm wearing wet copper armour and shouting 'All gods are bastards!"

"That craptastical, gutless, son-of-a-cactus-humping butt monkey!!"

"She was an idiot. An adorable, gorgeous, feisty, funny, sweet, sexy idiot."

"Never say no to now"

"Those who believe in telekinetics, raise my hand."

"The only way to get through life is to laugh your way through it. You either have to laugh or cry. I prefer to laugh. Crying gives me a headache."

"The church has never been asked to explain anything, our speciality, along with ballistics, has always been the neutralisation of the overly curious mind through faith."

"When I touched her body,I believed she was God.In the curves of her formI found the birth of Man,the creation of the world,and the origin of all life."

"On the whole human beings want to be good, but not too good, and not quite all the time."

"You can't always be right, but you can be wrong a lot less"

"The British do not expect happiness. I had the impression, all the time that I lived there, that they do not want to be happy; they want to be right."

"Life would be tragic if it weren't funny."

"I'd rather be a rising ape than a falling angel."

"I remember the time I was kidnapped and they sent a piece of my finger to my father. He said he wanted more proof."

"FEAR stands for fuck everything and run."