#humour

"People throw stones at you and you convert them into milestones."

"When the road ahead seems impossible, start the engine"

"LORD ILLINGWORTH: The soul is born old but grows young. That is the comedy of life.MRS ALLONBY: And the body is born young and grows old. That is life's tragedy."

"Those sweet lips. My, oh my, I could kiss those lips all night long.Good things come to those who wait."

"If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?"

"The boy knew that escaping school was the surest sign of his election."

"My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher."

"I imagine hell like this: Italian punctuality, German humour and English wine."

"Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive."

"YOU are the big drop of dew under the lotus leaf, I am the smaller one on its upper side,'said the dewdrop to the lake."

"Discipline allows magic. To be a writer is to be the very best of assassins. You do not sit down and write every day to force the Muse to show up. You get into the habit of writing every day so that when she shows up, you have the maximum chance of catching her, bashing her on the head, and squeezing every last drop out of that bitch."

"I can win an argument on any topic, against any opponent. People know this, and steer clear of me at parties. Often, as a sign of their great respect, they don't even invite me."

"FEAR stands for fuck everything and run."

"Sure, at some level scientists know nanobots will destroy mankind. They just can't resist seeing how it happens."

"This is Sailor Supergirl,” George says. “She knows all about black holes."

"I came from a real tough neighborhood. Once a guy pulled a knife on me. I knew he wasn't a professional, the knife had butter on it."

"Once I pulled a job, I was so stupid. I picked a guy's pocket on an airplane and made a run for it."

"We are stuck with technology when what we really want is just stuff that works."

"We demand rigidly defined areas of doubt and uncertainty!"

"Please, touch me, I pray."