#humour

"Just because he likes the same bizzaro crap as you doesn't mean he's your soul mate."

"This is Sailor Supergirl,” George says. “She knows all about black holes."

"Darling, when things go wrong in life, you lift your chin, put on a ravishing smile, mix yourself a little cocktail..."

"I have never listened to anyone who criticized my taste in space travel, sideshows or gorillas. When this occurs, I pack up my dinosaurs and leave the room."

"I don't need to travel back in time to cause trouble. Seeing back through time finds me trouble enough!"

"[novan]: bassists are very good with their fingers[novan]: and some of us sing backup vocals, so that means we're good with our mouths too...(~ IM chat with Novan Chang, 18, bassist)"

"If you cannot find an element of Humour in something, your not taking it seriously enough."

"I wasn't saying whatever they're saying I was saying. I'm sorry I said it really. I never meant it to be a lousy anti-religious thing. I apologize if that will make you happy. I still don't know quite what I've done. I've tried to tell you what I did do but if you want me to apologize, if that will make you happy, then OK, I'm sorry."

"Sometimes the only way to succeed is to fail backwards"

"I'm tired of this back-slappin' "isn't humanity neat"bullshit. We're a virus with shoes."

"What ho!"I said."What ho!"said Motty."What ho! What ho!""What ho! What ho! What ho!"After that it seemed rather difficult to go on with the conversation."

"The church has never been asked to explain anything, our speciality, along with ballistics, has always been the neutralisation of the overly curious mind through faith."

"When I was your age, television was called books."

"You don't want him,"she said to the pink-haired girl. "He has syphilis."The girls stared. "Syphilis?""Five percent of people in America have it,"said Ty helpfully."I do not have syphilis,"Mark said angrily. "There are no sexually transmitted diseases in Faerieland!"”Sorry,"Jules said. "You know how syphilis is. Attacks the brain."

"LORD ILLINGWORTH: The soul is born old but grows young. That is the comedy of life.MRS ALLONBY: And the body is born young and grows old. That is life's tragedy."

"Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive."

"Never knock on death's door. Ring the doorbell then run. He totally hates that. - T-shirt"

"Those sweet lips. My, oh my, I could kiss those lips all night long.Good things come to those who wait."

"A sense of humour is the only divine quality of man"

"Please, touch me, I pray."