"If you convert a shower curtain to a dress, I’ll wear my waterproof dancing shoes. Together we’ll move so fluidly people will line up to get cleansed."
"That point in the sky where yellow meets blue, that’s a handshake I want to see at a #networking event. Sunglasses sold separately."
"It's a black and white issue: gray is grey, and there's no two ways about it."
"Some men have actually died from laughing. That's so funny I fear for my own life."
"Love is a Heaven Cake, with clouds for icing. If there are two pieces left, I guess I can have seconds."
"30% of the time I am successful 70% of the time. That’s 100% in my book—a book that happens to have a page count that’s 21% Reduced Fat."