#master-key

"Genesis {Couplet} God spoke the world into existence, reifying an abstraction.Now the Creator's had second thoughts and wishes to utter a retraction."

"Socrates [10w] "I know less than you.That's how smart I am!"

"Fate [10w] The eternal point where our dreams intersect is called fate."

"Money vs. Happiness [10w] Why do people with money say,'money can't buy happiness'?"

"Wrong Number [10w] There is no such thing as dialing a wrong number."

"Self-Sufficiency [10w] When God closes a door,buy a Sawzall from Home Depot."

"Remorse among Thieves When a caught thief shows remorse he says to himself,"I knew I should pull off that heist differently."

"Broken [10w] + {Couplet} "His gifts have become broken things, hidden from my view,Sitting on a shelf, above my shoes, like exterminated Jews."

"My Fathers Last Words My dad was a sadist and whorehound.His last words were,'Son, I have a million dollars hidden in the."

"Lost & Found of Love We cannot forfeit what was not truly ours to begin with.You can only lose yourself in the heartbreak of love lostand find yourself againinthe miracle of love regained."

"Proof Proof of God's existence is as silly as proof of love's."

"Maintaining the Distance between Wealth and Poverty [10w] The nouveau riche are far more ruthlessthan the rich."

"Go with your Gut Our eyes, our mind plays tricks.Our love muscle, our heartchooses blindly and impulsively.But our gut,ahh, our gut,always makes the wise choice ~and goes straight for the burning hot pocketsfresh out of the microwavebecause our mouthsahh, our mouths,never needed a roof in the first place."

"How to Save the World [10w] When true love floods in, it could float an ark."

"Consolation [10w] Man finds consolation in love, laughter and Ben & Jerry's."

"Dogs [10w] Dogs never lie about love,but occasionally fake an orgasm."

"Cruel Love [10w] Cruel love helps turn out excellent,competitive, cutthroat, dog-eat-dog children."

"You're Totally Fucked' Defined [10w] What's before you is hopeless and behind you is negligible."

"Unconditional Love [10w] If you're not giving unconditional love,you're offering conditional hate."

"Barnum & Bailey Circus: The Greatest Show on Earth... ...when you can't afford Cirque du Soleil."