#master-key

"No That's Bad Aim Shoot!That ass clown couldn't hit the broad side of a barnwith the smart photon torpedohe lifted from Area 51."

"Library [10w] Hopefully, the library in the afterlife doesn't contain contemporary poetry."

"Coffee Wisdom New Yawk [6] You either pay me the five large nowor yoos can choosebetween the toilet plungeror the hot coffee enemaya fuckin jamook."

"There's More Than Two Choices [10w] Don't take the road less traveled;blaze your own path."

"Contiguous vs. Continuous Identity Identity's only preserved in death;in life it is ever-changing."

"The Fate of Prodigies [10w] Early to peak, early to deal with obsolescence and obscurity."

"Pond(er) This [10w] Nobody wants to be:'Big fish in a little pond."

"Winning vs. Losing [10w] Too often the cost of winning is losing your soul."

"Love's a Sacred Vessel [10w] Love's the sacred vessel embracing the mystical energy of evolution."

"The Poet's Limitless Imagination [10w] The stringy shit from my goldfish turns him into a kite."

"Death & Poetry Nothing softens the blow of death like a cushy poem to fall upon."

"Poets and their Thin Skins Every poet is thin-skinned when it comes to criticism ~without ithow could he ever possess the astute sensitivity about lifeto even write poetry?"

"Ruth Whither thou goest, I will go ~as long as it's to the mall.I heard Dillard's is having an 80% off sale!"

"Amputees Smart phones and the internet are the prosthetics our century cannot live without.Until we can put them down to take a quiet walk in the woods,we are all amputees."

"Revenge [10w] Revenge is a long game;all you need is time."

"Stratospherical Poems [10w] Poets circle the earth in a higher orbit than readers."

"A Good Krill When there's a ocean to sieve through,there's no good or bad krill.There's only your mouth and hunger ~like Vladimir Putin."

"Relationships Deconstrcted [10w] Qualities we at first perceive as endearingsoon becomes annoying."

"War [10w] When leaders threaten war,they’re breaking dirt on our graves."

"Persistence If persistence is the foundation of all success, how come persistent liars and nags aren't more successful?"