#master-key

"Every Small Child is a Miracle [10w] The God of small children is the one true God."

"Unconditional Love [10w] If you're not giving unconditional love,you're offering conditional hate."

"The Game Is Afoot God's buried eight jewels within my soul.Life's game is,'Remove each gem, yet find me whole.'The clue is,"Eight is one, and one is eight,no jewel's more precious,all equally great."

"Object of Desire A woman knows she's the object of a unknown man's desirelike a game animal becoming aware it is being looked at."

"Maintaining the Distance between Wealth and Poverty [10w] The nouveau riche are far more ruthlessthan the rich."

"Advice for Women at Starbucks If a vanilla latte and banana nut muffin doesn't solve the problem,perhaps you're going at it wrong."

"Past/Present/Future I have no problem living in the present,but because of my pastpeople want to kill me in the future."

"Journalist asks me whether I can sit down for an interview... Sorry, I can't talk now. I'm busy writing up a storm.How about tomorrow?Sorry, tomorrow I'm bust conjuring up a tornado."

"What Teenage Boys Do On Their Computer All Day [10w] ctrl alt delete ex-girlfriendcut paste Penelope Cruzpost Facebook"

"Retail Haiku [7w] LollapaloozaLiquidation Blowout Sale.Everything Must Go!"

"Pussy Whipped I was pussy whipped with four lashes.It was a helluva threesome ~but I still can't get the damn mascara off my one-eyed snake."

"Wrong Number [10w] There is no such thing as dialing a wrong number."

"Time Time waits for no man ~but for hot women Time makes exceptions."

"9/11 Haiku: Rudy Giuliani, Mayor of New York "Now you boxcutter, Iraqi Pete, camel fuckersreally pissed me off!"

"Poets and Competitiveness [10w] "I'm the only poet I need to be better than."

"Reflection Upon Reflection [10w] Don't look into a mirror in rooms full of mirrors."

"Underage-Killers [10w] Underage-killers like making a whooshing sound when they shoot people."

"To Trend or Not to Trend I've had a thousand trending poems,they were rarely my best.Evoking empathy and shared feelingis the poet's only true test."

"Premature Evacuation [10w] I've stopped all my relationships short,not unlike this poem."

"California [10w] No two snowflakes are alike,unless they're California yoga practitioners."