#master-of-love

"Hemidemisemiquaver [10w] The composer evened the score by ending in a hemidemisemiquaver."

"Rhode Island State Motto Hope.Not much here but at least we have Family Guy."

"Want vs. What's Coming to You As the Rolling Stones say,You can't always get what you want ~but God will always give you what's coming to you."

"Off the Hook True story...A cop pulls me over for speeding.He says, "What's the hurry?"I say, "I'm running awayfrom a bad marriage."He laughs and says, "Drive carefully."The officer lets me go.Beyond the practical lesson thatmaking a policeman laugh may get you off the hook,there's a certain poetry here in the unexpected connection ~for what is a poemif not a moment of surpriseworth retelling."

"Forget [10w] {Couplet} Let's lift our goblet of regret,forgive, forsake and forget."

"Steer Clear [10w] Avoid alliances with anyone who's more to gain than you."

"Party Hat [10w] Circus clowns, Frenchmen, and sanitation workers look better in party-hats.."

"Comments Being the first to comment on a poem,is like breaking a bottle of champagneagainst the hull of a new ship."

"Dating Asian Her Kung Fu style was not too bad,but at doggie style she had me had."

"Pushkin When Pushkin came to Shovekin all hell broke loose."

"Dictator [10w] Clever dictators keep their friends closeand their enemies dead."

"Myself [10w] "I don't really know myself;he's only a tenuous acquaintance."

"Time is Not a Constant [10w] Time speeds up, crawls, compresses and expands depending on mood."

"Soulmate [10w] When you meet your soulmate,God's walked into the room."

"Every Small Child is a Miracle [10w] The God of small children is the one true God."

"Ballz Deep & Strange Haiku [1] Down the schnapps, third eye,cat flaps, pussy hole, fish lips,cha cha, ooo la la."

"Laughter and The Chosen [10w] Making people laugh is God's gift to the Chosen People."

"Facebook's New Marketing Slogan "We can only be lonesome together.900,000,000 served."

"Babel [10w] Building a tower to reach God doesn't require any bricks."

"Animal Species Identity [10w] Funny how animals know their own species without a mirror."