#master-of-love

"Scientifically Proven [10w] Mariah Carey has a brain the size of a walnut."

"Hellman's Mayonnaise: Bring out the Hellman's and bring out the best... ...artery clogger since Burger King’s Triple Whopper with Cheese."

"Time [10w] {Couplet} Can there be more callous crimethan unkindly killing time?"

"A Chuck Yeager Moment {Couplet} There's a sonic boom resonating in my head as I break through the 2000 HP follower watershed."

"The Road to Hell The road to hell is paved with 16 in. x 16 in. Red Brickface Concrete Step Stones.Only $2.97 each.Always in Stock atThe Home Depot."

"The Moon The moon's a pearl among the starry gems,more cultured than the rest of them.A blemished diadem of charcoaled nightthat chaperons the sun back to the light."

"Self-Help I asked the bookseller,'Do you have any self-help books for addiction?'He said,'If I tell you, I'd be enabling you."

"Pond(er) This [10w] Nobody wants to be:'Big fish in a little pond."

"Origami Master If you're the greatest origami master in the worldmaybe I can find you a job folding napkins at a restaurant.I'm not making any promises."

"Imaginary Friends When my childhood imaginary friend got mad at mehe insulted me by calling me 'real'."

"Lady Gaga Haiku A cow has a big head, deep voice, a long tongue, butLady Gaga he's not."

"Dull Poetry Dulls the Mind [10w] Poetry penetrates dullness when whetted on the stone of imagination."

"Ars Poetica: Write Poetry on a Black Slate Poetry should be written on a black slate of imagination,the poet artfully allowing images to emerge from the dark."

"Maine State Motto Dirigo. [10]You won't find no niggers here, eh."

"Present {Couplet} Our present is the dissipating despair of our past mingled with the promise of our future we hope will last."

"Good and Evil To have good and evil the Devil must always remain a step beyond saving."

"Let's Face It [10w] If you've peed on enough fire hydrants, you're a dog."

"Tapestry [10w] Life's a tapestry of mystery and miracles quilted by God."

"Hustling [10w] Fishing's the world's oldest profession;only the bait has changed."

"Party Hat [10w] Circus clowns, Frenchmen, and sanitation workers look better in party-hats.."