#master-of-love

"Miss Universe Contest Protest Haiku Fundamentalists protest Miss Universe contest.Go home, beat their wives."

"Diana Sporting a Remington Sendero SF II {Couplet} Over one shoulder hung a rifle, over the other swung a brace of pheasants;She was a no-nonsense breed of sniper, a viper with no time for fangs of conscience."

"Mind Maneuvers When we hear something unflattering,our mind doesn't fully process it.When we hear a compliment,the mind goes into overdriveand tend to read too much into it."

"The Gypsy Jackpot An ambulance, a police car and a fire truck parked in front of a gypsy's trailer can only mean one thing ~ insurance scam!"

"Grave Dancing for Dummies {Couplet} They danced at my grave when I was buried at sea;with my haters drowned, I'm now totally free."

"Objective Journalism Foreign journalists will always compromise objectivity to preserve relationships that give them better access."

"Measuring Love The only scientist who can measure love is the onewho's in love with another scientist."

"Visual Pun [10w] Example of visual pun:cloud shaped like a banana peel."

"Illinois State Motto State sovereignty, national union.Life begins and ends with corruption."

"Now [10w] + {Couplet} Whether you Hurry up! or P r o c r a s t i n a t e,the NOW doesn't discriminate."

"Omnipresence Under The Christmas Tree "I wish I was a schizophrenic with déjà vu so I could've been everywhere simultaneously."

"Fashion [10w] Clothes makes the man.Fashion, above all, makes the President."

"Fabulous Creatures and Trust Issues [10w] Never trust a sheep in wolf’s clothing despite the unicorn."

"Eye of God [10w] The Hubble-Universe is a microchip in the Eye of God."

"What Teenage Boys Do On Their Computer All Day [10w] ctrl alt delete ex-girlfriendcut paste Penelope Cruzpost Facebook"

"Recollection [10w] Recollection recategorize memoriesby sorting them out into different collections."

"I [10w] 'I' is a wellspring in the desertoverflowing with life."

"Cutthroat Competition [10w] If competition becomes cutthroatit suggests business has become piracy."

"The Albanian Art of Subtle Seduction [10w] "You have an amazing mind now show me your tits."

"Miracle [10w] The greatest unacknowledged miracle is man has lasted this long."