#master-of-love

"Consolation [10w] Man finds consolation in love, laughter and Ben & Jerry's."

"*"Maybe the whole point of my life is to make you feel more alive."

"The Stink of Hate {Couplet} When haters write they raise a stink;must be the venom coursing through their ink."

"The Cure [10w] Laughter, love and faith can cure 95% of all illnesses."

"California Haiku "After my boob jobI'm taking acting lessons.Fuck's fifty, no anal."

"Publisher's Persuasion "You're much too good a writer to want a six figure advance. You don't want your readers to think you're only writing for money ~ do you?"

"Genocide [10w] Genocide is the runaway bride once death becomes the bridegroom."

"There's More Than Two Choices [10w] Don't take the road less traveled;blaze your own path."

"God is Great [10w] God found me in a dumpster and made me holy."

"Pond(er) This [10w] Nobody wants to be:'Big fish in a little pond."

"Some Semblance of Such "To lose one's identity to a Doppelgänger may be regarded as a misfortune; to lose multiple identities speaks of Nabakov."

"UPS [10w] Women at work judge the UPS man by his package."

"Facebook's New Marketing Slogan "We can only be lonesome together.900,000,000 served."

"Teenagers [10w] Teenagers are the lone survivors of a ruthless hormonal holocaust."

"The Fate of Prodigies [10w] Early to peak, early to deal with obsolescence and obscurity."

"Past is Past [10w] Lovers should clearly avoid obsessing about each other's romantic past."

"Invisible Attraction What's invisible to the eye is that as you move towards love,love moves towards you."

"Angels vs. Fools [10w] Au contraire: Angels rush in where fools fear to tread."

"Kaddish Kaddish for Mrs. Ginsbergis not Kaddish,For your mom raised a Buddhistand mine raised a Jew.You'll zazen for your loss,I'll daven for mine.I do not belittle your loss,your grief is no less than mine.But by abandoning your tribe, אלון,Who now will say Kaddish for you?"

"Twittersweeet [10w] Finding Twitter followers' like fishing in a lake of fisherman."