#master-of-love

"Mild Suffering vs. Great Suffering Mild suffering serves the purpose of inner-change.Great suffering serves the purpose of evil,or just being at the wrong place at the wrong time."

"❞ [10w] "Let's cuddle like a quotation mark filling a blank page."

"Unconditional Love [10w] If you're not giving unconditional love,you're offering conditional hate."

"Now, I'm Not Born Yet [10w] I brought a sundial to a flight crossing the International-Date-Line."

"Hungry When you're hungry everything tastes good.Note to myself: Don't get married when you're hungry."

"Enigmatic Real Estate I choose to live on the edge of mysterywith its inscrutable view of complexityhedged by perplexity.Also, there's a Walmart nearby."

"A Note from Time Management [10w] Our time machine's temporarily out of order. Come back yesterday."

"Fat Bungee Jumpers When I watch a fat woman bungee jumpI swear I can feel the earth leaving its orbit."

"What is Hate? [10w] Hate is merely love hiding behind the mask of envy."

"What Makes a Terrorist Tic {Couplet} "If you want to glimpse how dark I really am,Place me beside the brilliant words of our Holy Qur'an."

"The Poet's Job [10w] + {Couplet} Trigger memory, explode an emotion;the poet must create commotion....................................................­....................."

"Atheism [10w] Atheism is the tragic triumph of cold contemptuousness over gratitude."

"Origami Master If you're the greatest origami master in the worldmaybe I can find you a job folding napkins at a restaurant.I'm not making any promises."

"Fugly Fishmates For every woman that looks like a hatchet-faced haddockthere's an equally ugly flounder-faced man with even fewer prospects."

"Obscenity [10w] Obscenity's undefinable becauseeverything that occurs in nature is natural."

"When in Doubt [10w] If your relationship becomes stagnant,set fire to her dress."

"A Chuck Yeager Moment {Couplet} There's a sonic boom resonating in my head as I break through the 2000 HP follower watershed."

"Pussy [10w] Her pussy was heaven's gate and the backdoor of hell."

"Trickeries, Sophistries and Traps [10w] Life's great irony is that we, the trapped,set traps."

"Regret vs. Good Times "If I had to regret the good times I spent with every lover who eventually disillusioned me,my love life would be reduced to ten seconds."