#master-of-love

"Toasts During the hymeneal repast,The guest stood silent as toasts were cast.The Best Man bore witness to a dozen years pastThe Bridesmaid joked about a relationship that wouldn’t lastThe groom listened and held the hand of the brideKnowing his real toast was buttered on the other side."

"Love vs. the Three Headed Dragon In relationships, the corrosive venom of the three-headed dragon areindifference, fault-finding and 'take-each-other-for-grantedness'.Only these cantarnish the shining armor of amour."

"Enemies of My Enemies Who knew the enemies of my enemies were good dancers."

"River Mountain Ocean [10w] + [10w] + {Couplet} Rivers delight in their flow;Mountains savor their snow.But oceans are in concurrencetheir contentment comes from recurrence."

"The Sound of Killing [10w] + [10w] A doe, a deer, a femaledeerin my headlights.A doe, a deer, a femaledeeron my sunroof."

"Cookie Cutter Criticism A critic tried to fit my sense of humor in a cookie cutter,but it wouldn't fit his preconceived shape of what comedy should be.So he pressed harder, and harder and harder until the cookie cutter cut a cookie shaperight through the palm of his hand.It doesn't hurt anymore when the critic tries to slap me in the face.There's no more hot-air resistance."

"Dysfunctional Love We split up not because he or she didn't love us,but because they did love us in the only way they knew how."

"Liberating Dreams [10w] God was with Joseph in prison.They escaped through dreams."

"Nebraska State Motto Equality before the law.Where Monsanto/GMO corn is above the law."

"Missed Childhood [10w] + {Couplet} Adolescence spent upon a cross,regrettably is childhood's loss."

"Maine State Motto Dirigo. [10]You won't find no niggers here, eh."

"What Women Think Women don't care if you got a six pack if you slurp you soup."

"Free Will [20w] A bunch of amino acids bumping up together is not the scientific explanation of free will, it's grilling a hamburger."

"Love Poetry [10w] Love poetry is simply bleeding on the page with ink."

"Go with your Gut Our eyes, our mind plays tricks.Our love muscle, our heartchooses blindly and impulsively.But our gut,ahh, our gut,always makes the wise choice ~and goes straight for the burning hot pocketsfresh out of the microwavebecause our mouthsahh, our mouths,never needed a roof in the first place."

"BFF, My Ass ~ It's a Jungle Out There! About one-third of all marriages are procured by sabotaging your best friend's happiness."

"DNA [10w] DNA's the last hope of our species,spiraling to extinction."

"Fulfillment [10w] Sometime fulfillment goes beyond the date Amazon delivers your order."

"Why I Don't Carry a Cellphone [10w] It's a sign of servility you can be contacted anytime."

"National Rifle Association Credo [10w] God gave us two hands to holdan assault rifle."