#master-of-love

"Self-Sufficiency [10w] When God closes a door,buy a Sawzall from Home Depot."

"Alaska State Motto North to the Future.We got highest rape and STD-rate in the nation."

"UPS [10w] Women at work judge the UPS man by his package."

"Deadly Sex Haiku Each thrust of his cockwas another coffin nailhammered in my heart."

"Scientific Discovery [10w] The greatest scientific discoveries were madelooking at the overlooked."

"Tickled Pink Today,without thinking,I filled my half-empty fish tank, to its brink.Having doubled the size of his universe,my Siamese bettais quite tickled pinkThe same thing happens when you fill my half-empty world with your love.Bai, keep pourin'!"

"Pulling a Houdini Relationships are magic;we're always getting each other out of handcuffs and strait-jacketswhile locked in a steamer trunk underwater."

"Retail Haiku [7w] LollapaloozaLiquidation Blowout Sale.Everything Must Go!"

"Metamorphosis [10w] Change. Become the butterfly.Don't stay a caterpillar with wings."

"Ruminating Poetry A poem should be eaten in one sittingbut regurgitated often like a ruminant's food."

"Socrates [10w] "I know less than you.That's how smart I am!"

"Ferdinand VII of Spain {Couplet} He who can false loyalty feignshall sit twice upon the throne of Spain."

"Tangled [10w] Love becomes a tangle of roots submerged in common soil."

"Celebrity [10w] Celebrity seeking is like love or war: NO HOLDS BARRED."

"War [10w] Fight wars not to win, but so our enemies don't."

"Poetry Trek: 'To Boldly Go Where No man Has Gone Before' A poet must get into spaceship every dayand launch himself into metaphorical space."

"Prickly Pears [10w] Men are often like cactus fruits ~thorny outside,mushy inside."

"Garden [10w] A garden is a poem written with flowers on earth."

"Read vs. Write If you want to know about life second hand, read;if you want to experience life directly, write."

"Mongolian, Temeenii'malgai The small fuzzy hat worn by camels that cross the Gobi desert. Usually stolen by natives of Ulaanbaatar for the groom's hat at weddings. The fuzz on the hat smells so bad that the groom is temporarily blinded and can't see how ugly the bride looks until it's too late."