#Master

"Valentine's Day 1 [10w] Valentine's Day affirms the promise that love can be sustained."

"Tangled [10w] Love becomes a tangle of roots submerged in common soil."

"Kaddish Kaddish for Mrs. Ginsbergis not Kaddish,For your mom raised a Buddhistand mine raised a Jew.You'll zazen for your loss,I'll daven for mine.I do not belittle your loss,your grief is no less than mine.But by abandoning your tribe, אלון,Who now will say Kaddish for you?"

"The Phenomenon of Life {Couplet} The potter's some man of clay who's molding clay,a robot making an automaton;Every day we recreate ourselves from what bricks we're made,how wondrous life's phenomenon!"

"Disability [10w] Unconditional love can turn a child's disability into an advantage."

"Love and Death [10w] A person who lives without love chooses death by default."

"Library [10w] Hopefully, the library in the afterlife doesn't contain contemporary poetry."

"Toasts During the hymeneal repast,The guest stood silent as toasts were cast.The Best Man bore witness to a dozen years pastThe Bridesmaid joked about a relationship that wouldn’t lastThe groom listened and held the hand of the brideKnowing his real toast was buttered on the other side."

"Underage-Killers [10w] Underage-killers like making a whooshing sound when they shoot people."

"How to Get Girls into Bed When I take a new girl out on a dateI tell them I slipped poison into their wineand the antidote is on my penis."

"Seeing vs. Envision {Couplet} We see nothing more than we bring to it;heavenly orchards lie in an apple's pit!"

"Alone [10w] Alone in bed because of three wordsI hadn't said."

"Angels vs. Fools [10w] Au contraire: Angels rush in where fools fear to tread."

"The Flood that Did Not Subside [10w] What would today's world be,If Noah's dove flew into obscurity?"

"Money [10w] The root of all evil has a well earned reputation."

"Life Imprisonment with No Possibility of Parole [10w] "The needle is preferable to three hots and a cot."

"Do Me No Favors Haiku 'Do me no favors ~I can take care of myself.So, pay the check and drive me home."

"Comments Being the first to comment on a poem,is like breaking a bottle of champagneagainst the hull of a new ship."

"Poets Job Description [10w] Poets console the soul with words and eyes with images."

"Virginia Haiku "Bowl of chili for me.She'll have the Cheesy Western.Both with, add a slab."