#Master

"National Rifle Association Credo [10w] God gave us two hands to holdan assault rifle."

"Lady Gaga Haiku A cow has a big head, deep voice, a long tongue, butLady Gaga he's not."

"Death is Opening Night Everything's that happened yesterday is a rehearsal for everything that will happen..."

"How they Measure Self-Worth in Fort Worth: Actual Texas Hooker Quote (the irony is priceless!) "Quit fucking acting like y'alls have me all figured outand don't you ever, EVER, lump me into the category of your trashy hooker girlfriend who charges $100/hr. for full service. Shit, I charge $200 minimum now ~because after the year of being at the bottom I know my self worth."

"California [10w] No two snowflakes are alike,unless they're California yoga practitioners."

"Sex Kitchens of the Future [10w] Her entire kitchen was made of silicone ~ including her breasts."

"Perfect Sex [10w] Perfects sex balances the conflicting pleasures of submission and mastery."

"Epic vs. Great Poetry [10w] Epic poetry's about the extraordinary;Great poetry is about the commonplace."

"Where the Fuck is Waldo Even whens I finds Waldothat crackhead nigga won't cough up the five dollars he owes me."

"Truth {Couplet} Since every truth worth saying, has been already said,our job's to refine it, question it, or turn it on its head."

"Confucius vs. Confusion [10w] Confucius says if pussy smell like fish change the bait."

"Unconditional Love [10w] If you're not giving unconditional love,you're offering conditional hate."

"The Poet as Enchantress [10w] + {Couplet} The poet is an enchantress,with or without a dress."

"Rat-Race [10w] There’s no refuge for creatures opting out of the rat-race."

"Love vs. Control [10w] A lover you can control is not worthy of having."

"Mercy vs. Revenge "May God have mercy on my unfaithful, back-stabbing, adulterous husband because I sure as hell won't."

"Women Kissing :-)*(-: Women kissing publicly it has all the sincerity of an Israeli soldier hugging a Palestinian secretly checking for an explosive vest.* ̿ ̿ ̿ ̿’̿’̵͇̿̿з=(இಠ ᴈ muah εఠയ=/̵͇̿̿/̿ ̿ ̿ ̿ ̿ ̿*自"

"Love Fades [10w] Like our love,Chinese painters show distance in faded grays."

"Seafood My body's just a shell,the world is my oyster ~and I'm getting a whale of appetiteright now for some delicious seafood ."

"Earth Smile The lip of the mountain smiles ochrewhen the drumming raindrops take root.Pigments from yellow to deep orange to brown,form crowns of light, mirrors reflecting fire ~the ire in the earth, the smirk of the dirt."