#Master

"Charity [10w] Contentment over your life is the best aphrodisiac for charity."

"Heaven [10w] Heaven’s not a destination ~it’s a way of processing life."

"Gone to the Dogs [10w] All ideals corrupt into ideology to sustain the social order."

"Royal Pricks [10w] Woe unto the king of his bubble who's a prick."

"Thank You Dick Wolf [10w] TV crime shows taught me it’s best to lawyer up."

"Psychotherapy [10w] If you can second guess a psychotherapist,they’re totally useless."

"Fighting For Your Life [10w] 'Everything will be alright,'doesn't mean we stop the fight."

"Fashion [10w] Clothes makes the man.Fashion, above all, makes the President."

"Bespeckled Heroes [10w] Great heroes in 100 years become statues speckled with birdshit."

"Recollection [10w] Recollection recategorize memoriesby sorting them out into different collections."

"Hidden [10w] God hides enough happiness in sadness to light the world."

"Time Traveler's Ennui The future ain't what it use to be."

"The ‘New House, New Luck’ Fallacy [10w] Switching external environment doesn't cure depression;change must occur internally."

"Depression Busy people have neither the time nor the swimming skills to take a divein a pool of depression."

"Party Hat [10w] Circus clowns, Frenchmen, and sanitation workers look better in party-hats.."

"Joussard, Alberta, Canada Haiku Love North Country Fair.Music, dance, artisan market ~a walk back in time."

"I [10w] 'I' is a wellspring in the desertoverflowing with life."

"Telekinetic Poker Players Telekinetic poker players have a tell when they're bluffing:they always raise you."

"Seduction [10w] Italy will host the Olympics when seduction's declared a sport."

"Madness [10w] Madness isn't an objective state,it is a cultural bias."