#Master

"Recipe for Love [10w] Recipe for love:compatibilityattraction ~just add penis and stir."

"Avery If a boy named Avery marries a girl named Avery,will they name or just label their children?"

"Imitation [10w] Art imitates life.Life imitates art.I just imitate imitation."

"They'd Rather Switch [10w] Hearing is wasted on the blind;sight, on the deaf."

"Perfection [10w] If you've attained perfection,then what's the point of living?"

"Love vs. Honeymoon [10w] Love is what truly begins when the honeymoon is over."

"Tangled [10w] Love becomes a tangle of roots submerged in common soil."

"Nursing Homes [10w] Nursing homes are house haunted by the living and half-dead."

"The Human Race Pleasure is the sprint.Contentment is the 5 mile.Happiness is the marathon."

"Poetry and Ostrich Feathers A poet should leave his poem covered with a faint film of fairy dust,inviting the reader to bring his faint heartand an ostrich feather duster to the reading."

"I believe the way to master my destiny is to serve others. If I raise up others, am I not also raised up?"

"Overheard at McDonalds "I am become death, the destroyer of worlds.Are you going to finish those fries?"

"Preparation [10w] Hope for the best, but prepare for your insufferable wife."

"Pamela Anderson Haiku Ben Stillerbeds Pamela Anderson.My alarm clock rings"

"A Poem Should Be Motionless A poem should be motionlessin its eternal truthsand animated to inspire latent words into action."

"*"Maybe the whole point of my life is to make you feel more alive."

"Proof Proof of God's existence is as silly as proof of love's."

"Perfect Sex [10w] Perfects sex balances the conflicting pleasures of submission and mastery."

"Detonation vs. Pre-Ignition [10w] Poets have thin skins;physicists call this differential burn rates."

"Alone [10w] Alone in bed because of three wordsI hadn't said."