#Master

"God Created [10w] Lips were created to kiss and hands to make peace."

"Kansas Haiku "Ya' know Superman'sfrom here and Jor-El could'vesent him to New York."

"Democracy, Really [10w] A democracy is free to replace one tyranny with another."

"Second Opinions My doctor told me I have pancreatic cancer and have 2 months to live.I asked him about getting a second opinion.The Doc said, 'No problem.'He thought for a second and said,'I think the Boston Red Sox are going to win the series again this year."

"Party Hat [10w] Circus clowns, Frenchmen, and sanitation workers look better in party-hats.."

"Time [10w] {Couplet} Can there be more callous crimethan unkindly killing time?"

"Suicide It's ironic that suicide, an act of cowardice,requires you overcome the all powerful instinct of self-preservation ~and thereby it's transformed into an act of bravery.On the other hand, the survivors would argue, an act of stupidity ~which many acts of bravery ultimately are."

"Ode to a Wastepaper Basket I love the way you sit in the corner,gracious like a lover,catching my every crumpled vanity."

"Oxford, England Haiku City shrouded in fogand within the blinding mist we found each other."

"Nebraska State Motto Equality before the law.Where Monsanto/GMO corn is above the law."

"Celebrity [10w] Celebrity seeking is like love or war: NO HOLDS BARRED."

"Politicians [10w] All politicians serve two masters ~their ambition and their cocks."

"Fugly Fishmates For every woman that looks like a hatchet-faced haddockthere's an equally ugly flounder-faced man with even fewer prospects."

"The 3 Most Powerful Words in the English Language for Every College Student [3w] Ilovepizza"

"You're Totally Fucked' Defined [10w] What's before you is hopeless and behind you is negligible."

"Diet and Exorcise [10w] The most effective diet is hanging around with fat people."

"What Teenage Boys Do On Their Computer All Day [10w] ctrl alt delete ex-girlfriendcut paste Penelope Cruzpost Facebook"

"Simply Fabulous Haiku If I write fablesam I a fabulist orsimply fabulous?"

"Grease [10w] Relationships between people are rarely frictionless;they all need grease."

"Contiguous vs. Continuous Identity Identity's only preserved in death;in life it is ever-changing."