#personal-development

"Spineless [10w] There are more spineless men on the planet than jellyfish."

"The State of the World Attests to This: [10w] Common people are too easily manipulated or stupid to vote."

"Comfort Zone Your comfort zone has a clock on it, ticking off until it becomes your death zone."

"Deadlines The only deadline I plan on missing is the one at the cemetery."

"When Old Age Begins Old age seizes center stagewhen more people we love are amidst the deadthan amongst the living."

"Let's get physical, physical [10w] All physical contact is meaningful,even if meaningful means sleazy."

"Rhode Island State Motto Hope.Not much here but at least we have Family Guy."

"You life matters. You are here for a reason. Your job is to determine why."

"Invisible Attraction What's invisible to the eye is that as you move towards love,love moves towards you."

"Tofino, Canada Haiku Free flowing clothes,Strumming guitar on the beach.Still my baggage follows me."

"Die Alone It is man's tragic fate to die alone,therefore, we must carefully choose who we die alone with."

"Broken Heart [10W] The broken heart becomes volcanic, forever rumbling anddispersing ash."

"Hook 'em I know how to leave them satisfied and hungry for more ~with a carefully administered shot of insulin."

"The 2-Step Self-Discovery Program The first step in self-discovery is not giving a shit what anybody else thinks.The second step is knowing you're a self-centered asshole."

"Poetry as Conspiracy [10w] A poem is unspoken conspiracy between the reader and poet."

"1953 It seems the world has gone downhill since the year Sir Edmund Hillary climbed Everest."

"California Milk Processor Board: Got Milk?... ...cuz I got a fucking hangover."

"ESL New immigrantswho've taken ESL (English as a Second Language),will always misunderstand sarcasm ~but those fuckers sure as shit enjoy the prices at Walmart."

"Delusion vs. Truth Delusions are what really set you free;the truth is a choke hold."

"Free Will [20w] A bunch of amino acids bumping up together is not the scientific explanation of free will, it's grilling a hamburger."