#personal-development

"Tonight is For the Dying I've seen it grow dark ten-thousand times, yet never once mourned the loss of light, until tonight. Tonight I'm dying, dying, dying; before morn I may be ash in an urn, I know the light will return, maybe keeping ablaze its promise to others. Maybe not.If I had my druthers, the others would bedying, dying, dying, too,tonight."

"Hermits vs. Rising Real Estate Costs [10w] Hermits can no longer afford a cabin in the woods."

"Memory Foam [10w] She had an ass like an elephants memoryfoam pillow."

"ESL New immigrantswho've taken ESL (English as a Second Language),will always misunderstand sarcasm ~but those fuckers sure as shit enjoy the prices at Walmart."

"Eyes of Heaven To see through the eyes of heavenis to look upon your fellow manand only see the good in him."

"Imaginary Friends [10w] My imaginary friend insulted me by calling me real."

"Mild Suffering vs. Great Suffering Mild suffering serves the purpose of inner-change.Great suffering serves the purpose of evil,or just being at the wrong place at the wrong time."

"Memories [10w] Spend half your life creating memories,the other half, remembering."

"Self-Help I asked the bookseller,'Do you have any self-help books for addiction?'He said,'If I tell you, I'd be enabling you."

"Grass in a Sidewalk Crack Grass sprounting miraculously in a sidewalk crack is a metaphor forlousy maintenance."

"What One Vulture Said to the Other I have a bone to pick with you ~which end shall we start on?"

"Natural Born Killers [10w] After their first,every soldier becomes a natural born killer."

"Do Me No Favors Haiku 'Do me no favors ~I can take care of myself.So, pay the check and drive me home."

"Animal Species Identity [10w] Funny how animals know their own species without a mirror."

"My Secret for Out-of-the-Box-Thinking To help me writein my signature out-of-the-box style,I sit in front of my humidifier that I've filled up with Grey Goose vodka.My humidifier is now at Underwriters Laboratoriesin a 12-Step Programand buddied up with a de-humidifier."

"Gays & Lesbians Birds of a feather fuck together."

"Proof Proof of God's existence is as silly as proof of love's."

"Lost vs. Lost We get lost twice in life.The first stems from uncertainty,when we try to find what our dreams truly are.The more profound feeling of being lost is existential, and comes unforeseen, after we finally fulfill our dreams.To survive the latter, we must create an entirely new set of dreams."

"Food If food comes with a labelthat's warning enough you shouldn't eat it."

"Nevada Haiku 'Happens in Vegasstays in Vegas', long as youpay hos to shut up."