#positive-thinking

"Past is Past [10w] Lovers should clearly avoid obsessing about each other's romantic past."

"Manifesting is a lot like making a cake. The things needed are supplied by you, the mixing is done by your mind and the baking is done in the oven of the universe."

"Opportunity Knocks: China When opportunity knocksthe Chinese make knock-offs."

"McDonald's I love and rescue stray dogs, duct tape Burger King crowns to their heads and set them loose in McDonald's."

"Soar Like a Pigeon [10w] Better be a pigeon than an eagle with Indians around."

"Soulmate My Ass [10w] Aspire to marry the person the least wrong for you."

"you=""are=""what=""eat"=""[10w]=""That's why I've become a pizza with a pussy topping."

"A Tad Old Fashioned [10w] "Save all your sighing and swooning for the 18th Century, bitch."

"The Human Race Pleasure is the sprint.Contentment is the 5 mile.Happiness is the marathon."

"Death as Opportunity [10w] Death's an opportunity to wisely fill the void it leaves."

"Rat-Race [10w] There’s no refuge for creatures opting out of the rat-race."

"What Teenage Boys Do On Their Computer All Day [10w] ctrl alt delete ex-girlfriendcut paste Penelope Cruzpost Facebook"

"Unconditional Love [10w] If you're not giving unconditional love,you're offering conditional hate."

"Clairol 2: Hair color so natural only her hairdresser knows for sure... ...but he's gay and already Tweeted it to 300 people."

"In and Out [10w] Our infant blanket in the externalization of our mother's womb.ღ ♛ ღ ♛ ღ ♛ ღ ♛ ღ Intruth, we should be married under,sling our newborn babiesinand after deathbe shrouded in the same infant blanketwe were taken home from the hospital in."

"Taste [10w] + [10w] "If you have sophisticated taste, you like what I like.If you're a Neanderthal, you will love what I hate."

"Whatever you dream of, there will be fulfillment."

"Ethical Dilemma of an Ascending Body [10w] + [10w] You can't ascend a ladderwithout rungs to push back;you can't climb a staircasewithout stairs to step on."

"Kraft Macaroni & Cheese: It's the cheesiest... ...advertising slogan ever!"

"A Voice from the Past A book is a voice from the past whispering into your ear.Sometime I get the urge to exhume the author's bodyand hit him in the head with a shovel."