#relationships

"A Frog in my Throat I had me frog in my throat.I swallowed hard and it croaked.Tasted like shit.Next time I get me a frog in my throat,my snooty French boyfriend better wash his dick with soap."

"Office Depot: Taking Care of Business... ...with short breaks, bad management and no job advancement opportunities."

"Trickeries, Sophistries and Traps [10w] Life's great irony is that we, the trapped,set traps."

"You’re not a bad person, you’re just a little bit different and I’m a sucker for that."

"The Stink of Hate {Couplet} When haters write they raise a stink;must be the venom coursing through their ink."

"So many events and moments that seemed insignificant add up. I remember how for the last Valentine´s Day, N gave flowers but no card. In restaurants, he looked off into the middle distance while my hand would creep across the table to hold his. He would always let go first. I realize I can´t remember his last spontaneous gesture of affection."

"Parker: She believed, absolutely, that each person, each heart, had a counterpart—had a mate. A rightness. She’d always believed it, and understood that unshakable belief was a reason she was good at what she did."

"I believe that it is impossible for two individuals not committed to their own and each other’s well being to sustain a healthy and enduring relationship."

"A follow-up letter is best when not written on the back of a suicide note. Remember this next time you’re at a networking event, unless your new connection is a mortician."

"La Récolteuse de la Mort Je suis la Récolteuse de la Mort et ~vous êtes ce que je viens pour les!"

"My love for you grows daily, and all it takes is exposure to your sunny disposition, coupled with watering it with coffee."

"I felt like an animal, and animals don’t know sin, do they?"

"I’ve got a way with love. Away with love."

"Pain vs. Pleasure {Couplet} Pain and pleasure are nearly identical,the difference lies in their temporal perception.Pleasure feels fleeting, pain feels unending;both jolt us at the nerve's first inception."

"Soup [10w] Never marry anyone who eats their soup with a ladle."

"I remember her words about remembering my words, and that’s when it hit me: the quickest way to scalpel open a heart is with a declaration of love."

"We made eyes at each other, and then we made love. We also made other things too, like meatloaf."

"Everybody deserves love, but nobody is entitled to it."

"Bridges [10w] Bridges are overpasses for commuters and roofs for the homeless."

"What Women Think Women don't care if you got a six pack if you slurp you soup."