#relationships

"Don't feed your ego with my soul."

"Facebook's New Marketing Slogan "We can only be lonesome together.900,000,000 served."

"Her love was too cold, like an anti-oven. That's called a freezer, and sometimes it burns food. She gave me heartburn, just like coffee, and it really woke me up to the reality of relationships."

"Indifference and neglect often do much more damage than outright dislike."

"Evil [10w] Believing you're evil sets into motion the wheels of self-destruction."

"Nothing carries meaning. People carry meaning. We are the porters of importance."

"I had a dream about you. We were trying to come up with a hashtag to market our relationship. I suggested #fourlipsonekiss and #twomouthsonevoice, but you went with something confusing like #idontloveyou and #wearenotinarelationship."

"On the left side of a strong woman, stands a strong man; he is strengthened by her character."

"Some people come into our lives and leave footprints on our hearts and we are never ever the same."

"Upgrading [10w] Promise them the worldto get the universe in return."

"Our actions are guaranteed to affect others. Because we are not alone in this world, much of our learning about ourselves comes from our interaction with others. Our relationships are our teachers. We learn from each other."

"Mutual caring relationships require kindness and patience, tolerance, optimism, joy in the other's achievements, confidence in oneself, and the ability to give without undue thought of gain."

"My Sweet Home, Alabama If it grows, it sticks, if it crawls, it bites,if it's outside, it rusts,if it's ornery, it fights,if it's a dawg, it barks.if its a possum, it feignsif it's a buggy, it squeals,if it's winter, it's summer,If it's slimy, it's eels.If it ain't Dixie, it won't do,so let's fix to get piss drunkand lynch us another nigger and Jew."

"Maybe love was meant to save us from ourselves."

"There’s nothing like that feeling of waiting for a guy. It’s the loneliest feeling in the world. Holding that cell phone in your hand as you take out the trash, use the bathroom, change the litter box. Fearful that the one second you aren’t looking will be when they call. Pathetic. And something I have done as recently as last week."

"I asked for info, and he offered it for a price. Now I’m selling him my security services, and if he doesn’t pay me, I’m going to give him a karate lesson—for free."

"To save face, it's better not to ask sex from the ex, but to give everything the axe."

"I believe with all my heart that the cliches are true, that we are our own best friends and best company, and that if you're not right for yourself, it's impossible to be right for anyone."

"The foundation of adult trust is not "You will never hurt me."It is "I trust myself with whatever you do."

"Our lives were now worlds apart, separated by time, circumstance, and the unbridgeable chasm of money."