#relationships

"Rain Check I'm a shitty typist and speller, I hunt and peck,I wrote, "i LeFt mY sWeEtToOtH iN yOuR nEcKoF tHe WoOdS, cOuLd YoU pLeAsE bRiNgIt BeCk."Surprisingly, you did,and left."rAiN cHeCk."

"Who, Me? We marry nearly the same person over and over again,hoping next time they'll get it right."

"Chlorophylia [10w] + {Couplet} Few things amaze as the paletteof the autumn blaze."

"Tweeting is talking into the abyss, filling a void in your life by avoiding real human contact."

"Athens, Texas Haiku Blackeyed Pea Capital of the World.Yup, just another shithole."

"What a relationship looks like on the outside isn't the same as what it's like on the inside. You can be more in love with someone in your mind than with the person you see every day."

"Sometimes you met someone that changed the pattern, who wormed their way past the cracks in your heart, caulked them up, sealed themselves in, and stayed there. Sometimes they did it by insisting you meet them at every step, as Jamie had done to me."

"This Valentine’s Day rent a poem for your loved. They come in three sizes—small, medium, and romantic. Free refills available to Premium Members."

"I think you know if you disappeared from my life I’d be upset, but ultimately I’d make myself a new invisible cloak, to replace the one you stole."

"Sacrifices made for love are fine, unless the sacrifice is you."

"Friendship vs. Love [10w] Friendship requires poise and patience;love demands pluck and perseverance."

"A broken heart is just the growing pains necessary so that you can love more completely when the real thing comes along."

"A relationship isn't something that has to be created in a day or perfected in a day. Part of the game is to keep working on it. It's something that'll always be just a little flawed."

"Tickled Pink Today,without thinking,I filled my half-empty fish tank, to its brink.Having doubled the size of his universe,my Siamese bettais quite tickled pinkThe same thing happens when you fill my half-empty world with your love.Bai, keep pourin'!"

"She was the third beer. Not the first one, which the throat receives with almost tearful gratitude; nor the second, that confirms and extends the pleasure of the first. But the third, the one you drink because it's there, because it can't hurt, and because what difference does it make?"

"Is it better to be feared or loved? Loved, because people associate with you because they want to, not because they need to. We need to eat beets, but we want to eat cake. Be the cake of the world."

"Kraft Macaroni & Cheese: It's the cheesiest... ...advertising slogan ever!"

"Failed relationships can be described as so much wasted make-up."

"Please Don't Commemorate Me Just Yet [10w] The living are only commemorated when they're at death's door."

"The wealthier I get, the more money I will have to not have, because my goal in getting is giving, and nothing is better than charity."