#relationships

"The true measure of a man is how he treats you when others are not looking."

"The Great Blue of the Great Blue A Great Blue whale mourns her hunted mate.Her heart, once the size of an SUV,lonely rides the empty sea,her heart's now withered to subcompact class,her whys and wherefores, run out of gas."

"First of all, never buy a man a plasma TV until you're married. A lot of men once they have a plasma TV they don't need a girlfriend"

"Over time, any deception destroys intimacy, and without intimacy couples cannot have true and lasting love."

"I could be in the middle of a spiritual hurricane, my soul torn and tormented, but when I see you smile it's blue skies for miles. You give me a tsunami of emotions, and my heart is trying to find peace through crashing waves, but they always end up in a cyclone that never dies.-Jarod Kintz and Karen Quan"

"Life, it’s made up of two things—time and love. A watch tells one, but what tells the other? We tell each other."

"A pure heart is superlatively rare and even more attractive."

"Politicians [10w] All politicians serve two masters ~their ambition and their cocks."

"Some people are oil and water."

"People are meant to go through life two by two. ’Tain’t natural to be lonesome."

"Shit Poetry [10w] Poetry without grace of expression is just so much shit."

"I could now see her the way she actually is and not in the distorted way my mind presented her to me when I was trying to find a reason to reject her and move on"

"I buried the lasagna, because it was better than disposing of a dead body. I’ve been burned in a relationship, but never in an oven. I’ll try harder."

"After soul searching, I found myself. Then I found myself giving of myself to a charity that finds missing children. It's great to be found."

"A pitcher throws baseballs, but a pitcher also holds liquid. My emotions are so fluid I wonder how large the pitcher would have to be to hold my heart. Probably 6’3”."

"There is nothing wrong with your television set. Do not attempt to adjust the picture. [10w] + {Couplet} Network TV's insistent stupidity to the Outer Limits pushes me."

"The girl I used to love is no longer a girl, and this saddens me more than our separation. It puts my own mortality vividly on display, in contrast to my eternally youthful memories."

"I have to go. I have a finite amount of life left and I don't want to spend it arguing with you."

"Forget [10w] {Couplet} Let's lift our goblet of regret,forgive, forsake and forget."

"It’s all about falling in love with yourself and sharing that love with someone who appreciates you, rather than looking for love to compensate for a self love deficit."