#relationships

"I will never claim to know what you are thinking. I only hope I am on your mind."

"Her and I, we have a two chairs and a table kind of love. You should pull up a feeling and have a seat."

"My goal is to be as forgiving as a man with amnesia, but love as if I remember and cherish all the things you do that make me smile."

"Chairs have legs. Four of them, like my father. Meow."

"She has a body for years, and I have an astronaut tan. When we make love it will be like (x + 2)(2x -1) = 0, solve for x."

"Friendship vs. Love [10w] Friendship requires poise and patience;love demands pluck and perseverance."

"Wherefore Art Thou, William [10w] Every Shakespeare mouse 'tis tim'rous and every lover 'tis fuck'd."

"Often we take personally the slings and arrows of our 'abusers'. But frequently we are merely the interchangeable pawns of their own neurotic dramas. Anyone else in your position would have received the same treatment. There is nothing especially noxious or negatively noteworthy about you."

"Having Words with Words [10w] ”I’ve had a falling out with words,leaving me speechless."

"I just developed a gun that shoots mustaches. Sometimes a disguise can be deadly, especially if it’s your love you’re trying to camouflage."

"I’ve only been in love one time, I said as I held up my pinky finger. I could have held up my index finger, but I wasn’t in love that long."

"Maintaining the Distance between Wealth and Poverty [10w] The nouveau riche are far more ruthlessthan the rich."

"Diana Sporting a Remington Sendero SF II {Couplet} Over one shoulder hung a rifle, over the other swung a brace of pheasants;She was a no-nonsense breed of sniper, a viper with no time for fangs of conscience."

"Owlish [10w] If owls are wise,why are they flat faced fucks?"

"A-New-Year's-a-Comin' [10w] A new year is coming!Let's all make new mistakes!"

"Out to Lunch [10w] Behind closed doors, there's nothing we rightfully can call crazy."

"I drink like a fish, and I swim in my thirst. I’m so parched for her love that I think I may drown in my desire."

"I think you are wrong to want a heart. It makes most people unhappy. If you only knew it, you are in luck not to have a heart."

"Break All the Rules of Poetry Place no limits on your poetry.Live a little.Break all the fucking rules!If it comes deep from the wellsprings of your imagination,the woolgathering of dreamers ~it is poetry ~no matter what anyone says."

"Love's Reward [10w] + {Couplet} Love repaid is love's reward;recompense fair towards being adored."