#relationships

"Simply Fabulous Haiku If I write fablesam I a fabulist orsimply fabulous?"

"If you have time to whine then you have time to find solution."

"God is great and God is good,"Lisa says. "But where are the Apache attack helicopters when you need them?"

"Learning from Experience Learning from experience means, 'Boy, did I just fuck up!"

"Eye of God [10w] The Hubble-Universe is a microchip in the Eye of God."

"Enemies [10w] I prefer my enemies death than apologeticfor closure's sake"

"Argument [10w] Argue for the sake of resolutionnot for arguments sake.."

"I spoke like a spoke on a wheel, as I went around and around without actually saying what I wanted to say. I was love flustered."

"Women were excited after sex, wired becasue in their minds the relationship was on beginning. Men went to sleep m the because for the orgasm had arrived and the relationship was done."

"The Wonderful Wonder Between the 'Onenesses' [10w] + [10w] + [10w] + [10w] If you can imagine time running backwards, death becomes birth;The moment before conception, becomes our oneness with the universe.Therefore, we shouldn't fear death because oneness returns to oneness;The wonder that happens between these onenesses is God's gift."

"A kangaroo would jump better if instead of legs, it had a trampoline under its torso. And there would be no depression, because it would bounce right back."

"Leaping lemmings! Leaping lemmings!I so adore ya'Can't get enoughJust want more’o'ya'!When I've had my fill'o'ya',I long for anotherRefill'o'ya.So, let's cut my spiel And here's the deal:I'm just gonna' haveta' cloneya'!So, when we're doneJust having fun --I'm just gonna' haveta' boneya'Again."

"[novan]: bassists are very good with their fingers[novan]: and some of us sing backup vocals, so that means we're good with our mouths too...(~ IM chat with Novan Chang, 18, bassist)"

"Why, then, did I always feel as if his happiness was my responsibility? It wasn't fair for him to burden me with that. It had never been fair."

"For the two of us, home isn't a place. It is a person. And we are finally home."

"My love is powdered sunshine. Just add water. (Warning: Do NOT attempt to snort it or distribute as a healthy cocaine substitute.)"

"Hereafter she is only my sister in name; not because I disown her, but because she has disowned me."

"Never marry at all, Dorian. Men marry because they are tired, women, because they are curious: both are disappointed."

"Jew in a Canoe Haiku Jew in a canoe,whitewater rushes, the canoe tips.The Jew doesn't."

"Some people don’t realize what they have until it’s gone, but that does not always mean they are supposed to get it back."