#relationships

"Just start off with the same goals in mind. If you have the same values, same goals then you'll be on track for the same future."

"Knowledgeable [10w] The knowledgeable man inventoried and catalogued everything he doesn't know."

"I have two hands, so when I’m networking and I meet two new people, is it OK to shake both their hands at once? Or would it be more appropriate to organize a group hug?"

"Area 51 [20w] If aliens were truly looking for intelligent life on earth,what the fuck were they thinking going to New Mexico?"

"BFF, My Ass ~ It's a Jungle Out There! About one-third of all marriages are procured by sabotaging your best friend's happiness."

"Spirituality and Aging Spirituality comes naturally to the old because they're running out of options."

"Athens, Texas Haiku Blackeyed Pea Capital of the World.Yup, just another shithole."

"Soulmate [10w] When you meet your soulmate,God's walked into the room."

"She said she loved me, and I didn’t believe it for a minute. Maybe 59 seconds, but not a whole minute. I may be gullible, but I’m not without an accurate way to measure time."

"Let’s be romantic and dance in the rain. I’ll prove my feelings for you by bringing an umbrella, because I’m drowning in my love for you."

"Evil Thoughts [10w] Believing 'You're either with us or against us' is evil."

"Bespeckled Heroes [10w] Great heroes in 100 years become statues speckled with birdshit."

"I will never deny that life isn't fair. It seems as though when a woman leaves a man she is strong and independent, but when a man leaves a woman he is a pig and a jerk."

"Today I Learned: Delete Today I learnedwhen you delete stuff on your computerit still resides on your hard drive.It's sort of like getting divorcedbut that bitch still lives in your house."

"Those sweet lips. My, oh my, I could kiss those lips all night long.Good things come to those who wait."

"We've lost a lot of years, but you can't lose love. Not real love. It stays locked inside you, ready for whenever you are strong enough to find it again."

"Spineless [10w] There are more spineless men on the planet than jellyfish."

"How can I grieve what is still in motion?"I ask her. "Shoes are still dropping all over the place. I´m not kidding,"I say. "It´s Normandy out there."

"A busy, vibrant, goal-oriented woman is so much more attractive than a woman who waits around for a man to validate her existence."

"The sunset produces flower clouds in a garden in the sky, and while there is still light you can see a heavenly representation of my love for you.The sunrise produces rays that light up the world like your eyes do when you're with me. They shimmer and I can see the stars in your eyes that gleam from your soul.-Jarod Kintz and Karen Quan"