#relationships

"Patience [10w] Patience is the most technologically advanced form of energy efficiency."

"Babel [10w] Building a tower to reach God doesn't require any bricks."

"Don’t spoil me with your lies, love me with your truth."

"She couldn't be on his wavelength all the time. That's all. When you could recognize that and deal with it, you were on your way to an adult relationship."

"Because isn’t that the point of every relationship: to be known by someone else, to be understood? He gets me. She gets me. Isn’t that the simple magic phrase?"

"I heard a song I hate and I thought of her. Ah, such is love."

"Be Careful What You Wish For More often than not,a dream come true is a nightmare-in-the-making."

"Breathe inhale.exhalerepeatThat should solve 90% of your problems.For the other 10% ask your local Rabbi."

"There is nothing wrong with your television set. Do not attempt to adjust the picture. [10w] + {Couplet} Network TV's insistent stupidity to the Outer Limits pushes me."

"Women that can work a camera with ease often work men just as effortlessly for both require the same commitment to vanity and manipulation."

"I think about her sometimes, and wonder what she’s doing and who she’s doing it with. I suppose I could just stalk her Facebook page like a normal person, but that doesn’t seem as romantic as surveillance and GPS tracking."

"Isn't everyone a part of everyone else?"

"I need to figure out the secret. I need to work out how to keep things flying back to me instead of always flying away."

"When you say "I"and "my"too much, you lose the capacity to understand the "we"and "our"."

"Her and I, we have a two chairs and a table kind of love. You should pull up a feeling and have a seat."

"Getting Real about the Eel It's not that eel wants to avoid commitment.From the eel's point of view, it is a matter of survival.Who the fuck wants to be with an eel anyway,when there are plenty of less slippery fish."

"Yams vs. Sweet Potatoes vs. Cassava vs. Popeye [10w] "I am that I am that I am a yam."

"Don't let a thief into your house three times. The first time was enough. The second time was a chance. The third time means you're stupid."

"I don't understand dating.. and the other things that people do.. all I know is that you ought to find the one you recognize. The one who gives you four arms, four legs, four eyes, and has the other half of your heart. There's only one of those, so what are all the other things for? Like dating?"

"Grease [10w] Relationships between people are rarely frictionless;they all need grease."