#relationships

"Don't let a thief into your house three times. The first time was enough. The second time was a chance. The third time means you're stupid."

"I want to create a seventeen-syllable word that encompasses the human condition, and then use that word to form the world’s most perfect haiku."

"Dialogue Knowledge compromises its truthonce it ceases to be a dialogue."

"Evil Thoughts [10w] Believing 'You're either with us or against us' is evil."

"I want to write a song about retaliation called, "Oh Yeah, and I Faked Every Orgasm...While You Were Out of Town."

"Selfies [10w] Selfies allows you instant gratification and reminiscence all at once."

"Flattery [10w] Flattery is the only passport that will get you everywhere"

"Water is translucent, but not invisible. But a glass half full is half translucent, half invisible, and you cannot drink what you cannot see, which may be why I am so thirsty for her love."

"Spineless "How do you know which invertebrate lacks resolution if they're all spineless?"

"Women cannot complain about men anymore until they start getting better taste in them."

"Hearts Hearts of hope and of promiseHearts filled with dreams and whim,These are the hearts of loversUnguarded,Standing out on a limb.Hearts unmended and brokenHearts scarred to stone and steel,These are the hearts of loversArmored,Being unable to feel."

"She asked me if I was seeing anybody else, and I said, No, the other woman is invisible."

"Beating the Language Like a Tom-Tom with a Mohawk "Actually, you will receive a free pre-owned gift with every purchase,irregardless of the awesome enormity of your stupidity."

"you can take this mouththis wound you wantbut you can't kissand make itbetter."

"Closets Opening and Closing [10w] + [10w] You can take sweet gay men out of the closet;you can't take the closet out of the master-bedroom suite."

"My love is pizza shaped. Won’t you have a slice? It’s circular, so there’s enough to go around."

"I know half, and I know two guys who each know half of half, so together we’re altogether. Let this be a lesson in networking."

"Enough [10w] Enough's the only thing most people can't get enough of."

"They lay silently. She was staring at something across the room. She was making him feel uncomfortable. 'It wouldn't work. It's the attraction of opposites,' he said.We're not opposites.'I don't mean just you and me. Women fall in love when they get to know you. Men are just the opposite. When they finally know you they're ready to leave."

"Love vs. Honeymoon [10w] Love is what truly begins when the honeymoon is over."