#relationships

"Diet and Exorcise [10w] The most effective diet is hanging around with fat people."

"Myself [10w] "I don't really know myself;he's only a tenuous acquaintance."

"Retail Haiku [7w] LollapaloozaLiquidation Blowout Sale.Everything Must Go!"

"You don’t need to have a fight before great sex. I can keep my cool and still bring the heat every time."

"We had a lavender kind of love, so soothing and smooth, and if I could bottle up what we had, you'd want it all over your body."

"Till Death Do You Part [10w] Marriage will indeed change people ~for better or for worse."

"Kaddish Kaddish for Mrs. Ginsbergis not Kaddish,For your mom raised a Buddhistand mine raised a Jew.You'll zazen for your loss,I'll daven for mine.I do not belittle your loss,your grief is no less than mine.But by abandoning your tribe, אלון,Who now will say Kaddish for you?"

"Silly String [10w] Life' an absurdity radiating from a spine of silly string."

"You know someone's right for you when the things they don't have to say are even more important than the things they do."

"The strength of a man isn't seen in the power of his arms. It's seen in the love with which he EMBRACES you."

"DNA [10w] DNA's the last hope of our species,spiraling to extinction."

"During my darkest hour, life threw me some curves. Thankfully they were in the shape of a woman’s body."

"I don’t want to make love last, I want to make love second to last. The last thing we’ll do is cuddle."

"Speak to the Head [10w] + {Couplet} Tis of no fucking availTo speak to the tail."

"Life had sure been simpler when I hadn't dated."

"I am a fisherman among farmers, and as a farmer what I grow is tired of waiting for her to love me."

"Alaska State Motto North to the Future.We got highest rape and STD-rate in the nation."

"Trust is the fruit of a relationship in which you know you are loved."

"Notoriety vs. Anonymity [10w] 'Tis better to live with notoriety,than die of anonymity."

"When you look at the past without God’s eyes, you subject yourself to deception. The past no longer exists and God doesn’t linger there. However, Satan will show you whatever you want to see and believe, so you will be trapped in an emotion that cannot communicate truth, beyond what you want to remember."