#sage-advice

"Rice-a-Roni: The San Francisco treat... ...the other treat, of course, being anal penetration."

"Lubbock, Texas Haiku Oil wells, Hub of the Plains.Stinks like an armpit."

"Pulling a Houdini Relationships are magic;we're always getting each other out of handcuffs and strait-jacketswhile locked in a steamer trunk underwater."

"Accurs'd McDonalds, I Bite my Thumb at Thee! {Couplet} Let vex'd heavens rant and rage,This here McNigga slave ain't workin' for no McMinimum wage."

"Learn from Children [10w] Children picture God as a smiley sun emanating love light."

"Plant vs. Harvest [10w] Any fool can harvest but it takes true skill to plant."

"Patriotism [10w] Patriotism for the rich is a subtle synonym for profiteering."

"Leap of Faith [10w] Seeing God withinis where the leap of faith lands."

"Unfriend Politeley Means"

"A Matter of Perspective I see rain dancing on the stage of the pond.Fish see heaven throwing a thousand kisses.My wife see a drizzle of olive oil on a pot of spaghetti. The scientist sees condensation and precipitation.The rain sees reincarnation.A poet see them all in permutation."

"Carrots and Creativity [10w] Put a carrot in front of you for optimal creativity."

"Where's Ralph Waldo Emerson When you Need Him? A foolish consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds;as opposed to bigger hobgoblins with bigger dicks, doing all sorts of ghoulish shit behind the Venetian blinds."

"Regret [10w] Regret's more about lost opportunities than about paths we've chosen."

"Gays & Lesbians Birds of a feather fuck together."

"The Poet as Enchantress [10w] + {Couplet} The poet is an enchantress,with or without a dress."

"Evil [10w] Believing you're evil sets into motion the wheels of self-destruction."

"Object of Desire A woman knows she's the object of a unknown man's desirelike a game animal becoming aware it is being looked at."

"Love and Blindness [10w] Love may be unilaterally blind,but divorce blinds both parties."

"In the Porn Industry [10w] Lacking a college-diploma's more than compensated by a humongous penis."

"Senility [10w] Senility's like a bottle of Coke that lost its bubbles."