#sage-advice

"Divine Write [10w] To write is to divinely dabblein infinite alternate realities."

"Legacy To leave a legacy,you first gotta leave your leg in the door."

"The Dangers of Second Hand Smoke "Second hand smoke can be harmful becauseif you don't put out that fucking cigaretteI'm smashing your head open with this baseball bat."

"Kansas Haiku "Ya' know Superman'sfrom here and Jor-El could'vesent him to New York."

"Retail Haiku [7w] LollapaloozaLiquidation Blowout Sale.Everything Must Go!"

"Hook 'em I know how to leave them satisfied and hungry for more ~with a carefully administered shot of insulin."

"What Women Think Women don't care if you got a six pack if you slurp you soup."

"Six-Pack [10w] A six-pack of beer's inversely proportional to six-pack of abs."

"Now [10w] + {Couplet} Whether you Hurry up! or P r o c r a s t i n a t e,the NOW doesn't discriminate."

"Love and Death [10w] A person who lives without love chooses death by default."

"Poetry Should Dance [10w] Let poetry dance ~neither outpace it nor let it lag."

"Money [10w] The root of all evil has a well earned reputation."

"Fodder for Poets [10w] Childhood memories are the most seminal sustenance for creating poetry."

"Prevailing Wins [10w] Truth prevails in private, bullshit in public, integrity in spirit."

"Dressed to Kill [10w] At fashionable parties,vegetarians should not be dressed to kill."

"Virtual Reality [10w] Bliss is a virtual-reality headset coupled with a virtual-reality hooker software."

"Twitter Love [10w] ♥ ۵ 웃 유 ღ ♂ ♀ is2g, no b.s.dnt nd 8v3n, wen ive gt uaღღღღღღღღღღღღღღღღღღღღღ"

"Celebrity [10w] Celebrity seeking is like love or war: NO HOLDS BARRED."

"The Wonderful Wonder Between the 'Onenesses' [10w] + [10w] + [10w] + [10w] If you can imagine time running backwards, death becomes birth;The moment before conception, becomes our oneness with the universe.Therefore, we shouldn't fear death because oneness returns to oneness;The wonder that happens between these onenesses is God's gift."

"Animal Species Identity [10w] Funny how animals know their own species without a mirror."