#sage-advice

"Money vs. Happiness [10w] Why do people with money say,'money can't buy happiness'?"

"Death [10w] What the the dying most resent is life goes on."

"Atheism [10w] Atheism is the tragic triumph of cold contemptuousness over gratitude."

"Buddha (Haiku) Buddha, Enlightened,I rub your belly to blessmy Lotto ticket."

"Pale Oak Leaves Scatter Pale oak leaves scatteraround my father's grave."For this I pay $30/month maintenance?"

"The 'Ugly' Poet [10w] Poets develop cleverness with wordsto compensate for their unattractiveness."

"Pussy [10w] Her pussy was heaven's gate and the backdoor of hell."

"Imitation [10w] Art imitates life.Life imitates art.I just imitate imitation."

"What Teenage Boys Do On Their Computer All Day [10w] ctrl alt delete ex-girlfriendcut paste Penelope Cruzpost Facebook"

"Occam's Razor [10w] I shaved with Occam's razor and he shaved with mine."

"Hi-Yo Silver! Away! [10w] "Kimosabe, me wanna fuckum Pamela, pronto.My teepee's blue."Tonto"

"Want vs. What's Coming to You As the Rolling Stones say,You can't always get what you want ~but God will always give you what's coming to you."

"Gradually Then Instantly [10w] We fall in love the way we lose our minds."

"Over [10w] It's never ever over because the fat lady can't sing."

"How they Measure Self-Worth in Fort Worth: Actual Texas Hooker Quote (the irony is priceless!) "Quit fucking acting like y'alls have me all figured outand don't you ever, EVER, lump me into the category of your trashy hooker girlfriend who charges $100/hr. for full service. Shit, I charge $200 minimum now ~because after the year of being at the bottom I know my self worth."

"Selfie [10w] For the millennial generationa selfie is a family portrait."

"Posthumous {Couplet} The anonymous may claim their fame posthumous;But let my words be my stake, while I'm still awake."

"That Jesus Kinda' Love [20w] What people do for the loveof their Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ,I wouldn't do for my fucking mother."

"Consolation [10w] Man finds consolation in love, laughter and Ben & Jerry's."

"Wretched [10w] Intelligence without compassion is an invitation to a wretched life."