#sage-advice

"Nebraska State Motto Equality before the law.Where Monsanto/GMO corn is above the law."

"Comedy vs. Satire [10w] Comedy pokes fun at society's self-inflation;satire deflates the balloon."

"Explosive Heart [10w] + {Couplet} A heart that's been playedcan become a hand grenade."

"Children and Food [10w] Once children order like grown-upsfood's lost its sweet innocence."

"Hatred is a Simple Child Hatred is a simple child nurtured and coddled in a raging heart and then released into a crowd of innocents wearing a suicide vest."

"Soup [10w] Never marry anyone who eats their soup with a ladle."

"Opportunity Knocks: China When opportunity knocksthe Chinese make knock-offs."

"Marriage [10w] The only thing better than forgiveness in marriage is forgetfulness."

"Bespeckled Heroes [10w] Great heroes in 100 years become statues speckled with birdshit."

"Before It's Too Late [10w] Life's too transient to waste time hating ~plot revenge now!"

"Measuring Love The only scientist who can measure love is the onewho's in love with another scientist."

"❞ [10w] "Let's cuddle like a quotation mark filling a blank page."

"There's More Than Two Choices [10w] Don't take the road less traveled;blaze your own path."

"You Can't Win [10w] Every bitch is a witch;every wife brings you strife."

"The Stink of Hate {Couplet} When haters write they raise a stink;must be the venom coursing through their ink."

"In a True Global World... [10w] Famous people should be allowed to travel without a passport."

"Hi-Yo Silver! Away! [10w] "Kimosabe, me wanna fuckum Pamela, pronto.My teepee's blue."Tonto"

"Whisper into My Good Ear [10w] "Pour your fears, fantasies, desires into my ear of corn."

"Office Depot: Taking Care of Business... ...with short breaks, bad management and no job advancement opportunities."

"Retail Haiku [7w] LollapaloozaLiquidation Blowout Sale.Everything Must Go!"