#sage-advice

"Ranger Smith, Unemployement and the Possibility of Unperceived Existence If a tree falls in the forest and we're not there,do we fire the park ranger without making a sound?"

"Let Others Speak [10w] When others speak of your virtues they grow tenfold."

"Getting Even Bring a gun to a knife-fight,Bring a nuke to a war.Even if you don't win,You'll even the score.““”̿ ̿ ̿ ̿ ̿’̿’̵͇̿̿з=(•̪ⓧ)=ε/̵͇̿̿/̿ ̿ ̿ ̿ ̿"

"Noah [10w] God, I love rain too ~but this is fucking ridiculous!"

"Moment of Truth 'Moment of truth' is derived fromthe Spanish momento de la verdad, that Hemingway epiphanous moment when the matador is about to kill the bull. Now it means the moment you realize you won't make it back to the parking meter before it expires ~sometimes expressed as, Motherfucker!"

"Cumin vs. Acumen Cumin is a powerful spice with a nutty peppery flavor;Acumen is more about having the good taste to knowhow and when to use it."

"Lonely Marriage is the best refuge of the lonely to be lonely together,and if it lasts long enough,take turns being lonely."

"Err [10w] My dear, "To err is human — to forgive, to redefine."

"Want vs. What's Coming to You As the Rolling Stones say,You can't always get what you want ~but God will always give you what's coming to you."

"Whose Asphalt Is It? [10w] The road to mediocrity is paved with asphalt and tarmac."

"Ruminating Poetry A poem should be eaten in one sittingbut regurgitated often like a ruminant's food."

"Delusion vs. Truth Delusions are what really set you free;the truth is a choke hold."

"Prevailing Wins [10w] Truth prevails in private, bullshit in public, integrity in spirit."

"Leap of Faith [10w] Seeing God withinis where the leap of faith lands."

"The Warrior's Way To the warrior,peace is an annoying interruption of war."

"2D or Not 2D [10w] The best thing about a two-dimensional world is nobody's fat."

"Shakespeare vs. Keynesian Economics {Couplet} If 'Neither a lender nor a borrower be',investments would dry up, economies stagnate,and off to the poorhouse go you and me."

"Past is Past [10w] Lovers should clearly avoid obsessing about each other's romantic past."

"Privacy [10w] Why someone prefers his privacy is itself a private matter."

"One Philosophical Question, Two Faces [10w] 'Is life wort living?' is tantamount to'Does God exist?"