#sage-advice

"Catalyst [10w] You're not lying if your lie helps engender the truth."

"Dictator [10w] Clever dictators keep their friends closeand their enemies dead."

"Wedding Veil [10w] + {Couplet} A wedding veil's of no availbecause virginity's a fairy-tale."

"Too Much Information You must empty your mind of garbage to let new garbage in."

"Buddha (Haiku) Buddha, Enlightened,I rub your belly to blessmy Lotto ticket."

"Vacations for Souls [10w] When souls are bored in Heaven they vacation in Hell."

"Comfort Zone Your comfort zone has a clock on it, ticking off until it becomes your death zone."

"Rhode Island State Motto Hope.Not much here but at least we have Family Guy."

"Myself [10w] "I don't really know myself;he's only a tenuous acquaintance."

"Lubbock, Texas Haiku Oil wells, Hub of the Plains.Stinks like an armpit."

"ᏰέƦẙḽԃṏሁ Լέῳ [10w] II ᏰέƦẙḽԃṏሁ Լέῳ accounts for 15.7% of all Hello Poetry's pageviews."

"Notoriety vs. Anonymity [10w] 'Tis better to live with notoriety,than die of anonymity."

"Love Scars Love leaves more scars than a ten car pile-up ~and nobody's got insurance."

"Poetry Calling [10w] Poetry's not a calling.It's a whispering in your ear."

"The Albanian Art of Subtle Seduction [10w] "You have an amazing mind now show me your tits."

"Fugly Fishmates For every woman that looks like a hatchet-faced haddockthere's an equally ugly flounder-faced man with even fewer prospects."

"Boasting vs. Toasting [10w] + {Couplet} What many call boasting to my success I call toasting."

"Doldrums People who live in the doldrumscan't throw caution to the wind."

"Save the Last Dance for Me Life is a Hesitation Waltz danced to swing time measure. We're all given the free will to suspend our moving foot or slowly drag it during the halt."

"Relationships Deconstrcted [10w] Qualities we at first perceive as endearingsoon becomes annoying."