#sage-advice

"Maintaining the Distance between Wealth and Poverty [10w] The nouveau riche are far more ruthlessthan the rich."

"Metamorphosis [10w] Change. Become the butterfly.Don't stay a caterpillar with wings."

"Thorny Love [10w] A thorn by any other name would hurt as much."

"God is Great [10w] God found me in a dumpster and made me holy."

"Imaginary Friends When my childhood imaginary friend got mad at mehe insulted me by calling me 'real'."

"Ars Poetica: Write Poetry on a Black Slate Poetry should be written on a black slate of imagination,the poet artfully allowing images to emerge from the dark."

"Romantic Ring Ceremony Define this wedding ring,with which I betroth thee unto me forever,not by the confining boundaries of it's goldbut by the empty circle within -that perfect portal to your loving heartyou have opened for me, and me alone -as I have opened mine for you."

"Be Careful What You Wish For More often than not,a dream come true is a nightmare-in-the-making."

"Avery If a boy named Avery marries a girl named Avery,will they name or just label their children?"

"Recollection [10w] Recollection recategorize memoriesby sorting them out into different collections."

"My Sweet Home, Alabama If it grows, it sticks, if it crawls, it bites,if it's outside, it rusts,if it's ornery, it fights,if it's a dawg, it barks.if its a possum, it feignsif it's a buggy, it squeals,if it's winter, it's summer,If it's slimy, it's eels.If it ain't Dixie, it won't do,so let's fix to get piss drunkand lynch us another nigger and Jew."

"Grandma's Advice on Ambition "Children, if you aim for the stars you'll be impaled by small meteorites and become toast."

"Fulfillment [10w] Sometime fulfillment goes beyond the date Amazon delivers your order."

"Revenge [10w] Revenge is a long game;all you need is time."

"Mongolian, Temeenii'malgai The small fuzzy hat worn by camels that cross the Gobi desert. Usually stolen by natives of Ulaanbaatar for the groom's hat at weddings. The fuzz on the hat smells so bad that the groom is temporarily blinded and can't see how ugly the bride looks until it's too late."

"Wheaties: Breakfast of Champions... who'll endorse any product for a price."

"Death Ride Denied At the stables of your agonyDeath brought his morbid mareTo whisk you from your woeful wantsAnd coax you from your cares.A ride you did deny this princeAnd bid him soft farewell,Hoping the morrow must be brighter sinceYour yesterdays were hell."

"BMW: The ultimate driving machine... ...just like our gas chambers were the ultimate killing machines."

"Genesis {Couplet} God spoke the world into existence, reifying an abstraction.Now the Creator's had second thoughts and wishes to utter a retraction."

"Spirochetes [10w] + {Couplet} Even amongst the spirochetes,there are the privileged and elites."