#sage-advice

"Valentine's Day 1 [10w] Valentine's Day affirms the promise that love can be sustained."

"First Things First "Where are you?"is the voice of God."Who am I?"is the voice of your soul.You can't answer Goduntil you answer yourself.Before you come out of hiding,find your identity and your purpose."

"Informal HP Survey: Should Poetry Rhyme? O.K., readers, anybody who thinks poetry should rhymeplease tap your caneor jiggle your walker."

"Avery If a boy named Avery marries a girl named Avery,will they name or just label their children?"

"What is the Meaning of Life? [10w] {6} To be transformed into all we are capable of becoming."

"Dysfunctional vs. You're One Fucked Up Bitch [10w] "Causing pain's the only way you know how to love."

"Brewing Poetry Comma sips between the lines,insights percolate into a 10w,a latte sonnet here, a cappuccino couplet there.A few smartass epiphanies,and something new in every brew.One final fix,voilà, the poem is fixed!I adore this caffeine,that alchemises the extraordinary into the routine,and vice versa with the unforseen.It turns blue aquamarine,and words into Mexican jumping beans."

"Birds [10w] When a bird wakens, flight is no longer a dream."

"Lonely Marriage is the best refuge of the lonely to be lonely together,and if it lasts long enough,take turns being lonely."

"How to Treat Your Lover {Couplet} If you want to learn how your lover best to treat,Pretend each time is the last time you'll ever meet."

"Gained in Translation [10w] In timeless truths there's more gained than lost in translation."

"I'm Not Talking About Fruitcake [10w] The greatest gifts are the ones that can be regifted."

"Finally, I Know Who I Am You are what you eat.~ Ludwig Andreas FeuerbachWe become what we think about.~ Earl NightingaleI'm a Horny Pizza!"

"Renewal Cream [10w] The features of the human face are enriched by poetry."

"you=""are=""what=""eat"=""[10w]=""That's why I've become a pizza with a pussy topping."

"Storm [10w] Clouds darken to X-rays revealingthe tumorous thunder resounding within."

"Metamorphosis [10w] Change. Become the butterfly.Don't stay a caterpillar with wings."

"Busch Beer: Head for the mountains... [10w] ...and fall off the precipice shitfaced."

"Entrepreneurs [10w] A man should be judged by the companyhe sells."

"Rules of Etiquette [10w] Rules of etiquette are pretend manners for the lower classes."