#sage-advice

"Too Much Information You must empty your mind of garbage to let new garbage in."

"A Real Passionate Kiss Should Feel Like Dying [10w] Like ice melting into water coming to a rolling boil."

"Carlsberg: Probably the best lager in the world... ...just like IKEA is the best furniture on earth."

"Fall in Love in Fall {Couplet} It would be more befitting to fall in love in the fall,for the leave's colorful dance of death, augurs the long haul."

"Dialogue Knowledge compromises its truthonce it ceases to be a dialogue."

"Jew in a Canoe Haiku Jew in a canoe,whitewater rushes, the canoe tips.The Jew doesn't."

"Siesta Mud tracked from the rice fields blazon a pathFrom kitchen to cellar escaping noon’s wrath.A quiet siesta to break the ordealOf scything and sifting and spinning the wheel.Half a dream later he returns to the fieldTo seeding earth’s furrows. massaging its yield.And when Sun descends gravely back to her tombHe tracks back to the kitchen, the cellar, his room."

"9/11 Haiku: Rudy Giuliani, Mayor of New York "Now you boxcutter, Iraqi Pete, camel fuckersreally pissed me off!"

"Writer's Prayers That Don't Work "Lord, lead me from the banality of everyday life,to the gleaming one beneath the surface."

"Perspective [10w] In every needle there's a haystack,if you step back."

"Bespeckled Heroes [10w] Great heroes in 100 years become statues speckled with birdshit."

"Jonesing [10w] Is it odd of me that I'm Jonsesing for strange?"

"Enemies {couplet} Ne'er shall man's enemies been drawn so near,then when he seeketh to compare."

"What Women Want [10w] What women want is a feeling of security with abs."

"Alaska State Motto North to the Future.We got highest rape and STD-rate in the nation."

"Fugly Fishmates For every woman that looks like a hatchet-faced haddockthere's an equally ugly flounder-faced man with even fewer prospects."

"Perfection [10w] If you've attained perfection,then what's the point of living?"

"Silly String [10w] Life' an absurdity radiating from a spine of silly string."

"Shiva Haiku Sitting shiva.One more day of thisand I'll die of boredom."

"Narcissist, Assholes and Immunization Narcissists and assholes are immunized by their egos and sense of entitlement against the criticisms, grievances and resentments of others."