#sage-advice

"DNA [10w] DNA's the last hope of our species,spiraling to extinction."

"Enemies of My Enemies Who knew the enemies of my enemies were good dancers."

"Origami Master If you're the greatest origami master in the worldmaybe I can find you a job folding napkins at a restaurant.I'm not making any promises."

"A Poem Should Be Motionless A poem should be motionlessin its eternal truthsand animated to inspire latent words into action."

"Depression vs. Death Depression is anger turned within causing misery and hopelessness.Death is hate turned within until it totally eats you alive."

"Figure, Woman, Wife I study the sleeping figure,Stare at her sated curl of lip;Her lids sealed in dreams so pureMy love's secured from tip to tip.I study the sleeping womanHer forehead faint with sweatHer eyes wildly remmingOf adulterous sex, I bet.I study the sleeping wife,Her mouth faintly drawing breath;Her throat pouring pools of blood ~How I loved this woman to death."

"Love's a Sacred Vessel [10w] Love's the sacred vessel embracing the mystical energy of evolution."

"Hug [10w] To embrace what you truly love,give it a hug."

"Why I Don't Carry a Cellphone [10w] It's a sign of servility you can be contacted anytime."

"Madness [10w] Madness isn't an objective state,it is a cultural bias."

"Virtual Friends [10w] Internet camaraderie's bullshit because these 'friends' can't be relied upon."

"♀ Travelers vs. ♀ Tourists [10w] + [10w] Female travelers wear no makeup, stringy jewelry and Jesus sandals.Female travelers wear overcaked makeup, diamond jewelry and Gucci Booties."

"Soulmate [10w] When you meet your soulmate,God's walked into the room."

"Deal or No Deal ~ Deal with It "God, please tell me the place I'm going after I dieis filled with bright eyes and bushy tails, or I'm not going."

"A Real Passionate Kiss Should Feel Like Dying [10w] Like ice melting into water coming to a rolling boil."

"Tortuguer Costa Rica Haiku Lora Sea TurtlesInvade to beach to lay eggs.Locals invade the eggs."

"Mythbusters [10w] Snipers will assure you safety in numbers is a myth."

"Mmm Mmm Good Gimmick Campbell's Soup announced todayit's introducing 'QWERTY' soupfor our more computer literate children.Who are they kidding?They're just relabeling the old Alphabet Soup."

"Unfriend Politeley Means"

"Taco Bell [10w] Taco Bell: Living proof you can shit where you eat."