#self-esteem-self-help-book

"The Moon The moon's a pearl among the starry gems,more cultured than the rest of them.A blemished diadem of charcoaled nightthat chaperons the sun back to the light."

"Biggest Problem with 10w [10w] The biggest problem with aphorisms is people believe they're true."

"O God O God I love you.I worship you, I need you.Everything I am is because of you.Everything.O God I hate you."

"What is the Meaning of Life? [10w] {6} To be transformed into all we are capable of becoming."

"Politicians [10w] All politicians serve two masters ~their ambition and their cocks."

"Gypsy When one gypsy spits on you, its disgusting;when two do, it's suspicious;when three do, you're late to a gypsy wedding."

"Humans vs. Monkeys [10w] + [10w] Baby monkeys are much more clever than a human babies.Human babies leap ahead because of their capacity for language."

"Is Prayer Only for the Living? III [10w] Do angels pray to God to intercede on mankind's behalf?"

"Masochist [10w] A masochist goes to massage parlor seeking a tragic ending."

"Chutzpah {Limerick} Despite your unmitigated audacity,you're effrontery remains one of opacity.Let me suggest you turn Jewand learn chutzpah too,to realize your fullest capacity."

"Food If food comes with a labelthat's warning enough you shouldn't eat it."

"Time Traveler's Ennui The future ain't what it use to be."

"Make It Happen!!! [10w] Don't wait for someone to fall in love with you."

"Finish Off Your Enemies If you finish off your enemiesdo they wind up more charming and with better manners?"

"The Bonds That Tie Weak bonding is sharing a common interest;strong bonding is sharing a common enemy."

"A-New-Year's-a-Comin' [10w] A new year is coming!Let's all make new mistakes!"

"DNA [10w] DNA's the last hope of our species,spiraling to extinction."

"Q & A The illness of our time is not that we lack for answers;man's tragedy is that we've forgotten the important questions."

"Money vs. Happiness [10w] Why do people with money say,'money can't buy happiness'?"

"Alone [10w] Alone in bed because of three wordsI hadn't said."