#self-esteem-self-help-book

"Reflection Upon Reflection [10w] Don't look into a mirror in rooms full of mirrors."

"Dangerous Food [10w] The world's most fattening foods are the ones you swallow."

"Darkness Darkness is a decision the light cannot dissuade."

"Pain vs. Pleasure {Couplet} Pain and pleasure are nearly identical,the difference lies in their temporal perception.Pleasure feels fleeting, pain feels unending;both jolt us at the nerve's first inception."

"Celebrity [10w] Celebrity is an insignificant zit on the surface of history."

"Love on Fire [10w] A man in love cannot see fire or smell smoke."

"Mongolian, Temeenii'malgai The small fuzzy hat worn by camels that cross the Gobi desert. Usually stolen by natives of Ulaanbaatar for the groom's hat at weddings. The fuzz on the hat smells so bad that the groom is temporarily blinded and can't see how ugly the bride looks until it's too late."

"Prevailing Wins [10w] Truth prevails in private, bullshit in public, integrity in spirit."

"Perspective [10w] In every needle there's a haystack,if you step back."

"Where's Ralph Waldo Emerson When you Need Him? A foolish consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds;as opposed to bigger hobgoblins with bigger dicks, doing all sorts of ghoulish shit behind the Venetian blinds."

"Poets Hate Poets [10w] Poets hate poets who are more talented than they are."

"Before It's Too Late [10w] Life's too transient to waste time hating ~plot revenge now!"

"Thorny Love [10w] A thorn by any other name would hurt as much."

"1953 It seems the world has gone downhill since the year Sir Edmund Hillary climbed Everest."

"Natural Born Killers [10w] After their first,every soldier becomes a natural born killer."

"The ‘New House, New Luck’ Fallacy [10w] Switching external environment doesn't cure depression;change must occur internally."

"If You Can't Think, You've No Right to Speak [10w] Our Constitution's guarantee of free speech specifically excludes fucking idiots."

"Hungry When you're hungry everything tastes good.Note to myself: Don't get married when you're hungry."

"Second Opinions My doctor told me I have pancreatic cancer and have 2 months to live.I asked him about getting a second opinion.The Doc said, 'No problem.'He thought for a second and said,'I think the Boston Red Sox are going to win the series again this year."

"Epiphanies [10w] Epiphanies aren't intuitions of new ideas;they're rearranging existing information."