#self-esteem-self-help-book

"Disability [10w] Unconditional love can turn a child's disability into an advantage."

"Thank You, Adobe [10w] Thanks to Photoshop,a picture isn't worth a single word."

"Friendship vs. Love [10w] Friendship requires poise and patience;love demands pluck and perseverance."

"Words of Wisdom [10w] Words of wisdom worth saying wouldfit on a T-shirt.@:::::@:::::@:::::@:::::@:::::@:::::@:::::@:::::@:::::@­:::::"

"Read vs. Write If you want to know about life second hand, read;if you want to experience life directly, write."

"Inspiration vs. Plagiarism [10w] Inspiration is improving on another's idea;plagiarism is copy/paste piracy."

"Chlorophylia [10w] + {Couplet} Few things amaze as the paletteof the autumn blaze."

"War [10w] When leaders threaten war,they’re breaking dirt on our graves."

"Self-Sufficiency [10w] When God closes a door,buy a Sawzall from Home Depot."

"Let's get physical, physical [10w] All physical contact is meaningful,even if meaningful means sleazy."

"Comfort Zone Your comfort zone has a clock on it, ticking off until it becomes your death zone."

"Getting Real about the Eel It's not that eel wants to avoid commitment.From the eel's point of view, it is a matter of survival.Who the fuck wants to be with an eel anyway,when there are plenty of less slippery fish."

"Fabulous Creatures and Trust Issues [10w] Never trust a sheep in wolf’s clothing despite the unicorn."

"Atheism [10w] Atheism is the tragic triumph of cold contemptuousness over gratitude."

"Doublemint Gum: Double your pleasure. Double your fun... ...we're talking ménage à trois, you son of a gun."

"Casualties of War The casualties of war are far, far morethan those lying dead on the battlefield floor."

"Small Packages [10w] Great things come in small packages from a geological perspective."

"The Tigger Journals [10w] "Honestly, I'd rather be alone than with that unbearable Winnie-the-Pooh."

"Note to Self: Patent #10w Diving Mask for fish filled with water when oceans disappear."

"Lady Gaga Haiku A cow has a big head, deep voice, a long tongue, butLady Gaga he's not."