#self-esteem-self-help-book

"Tortuguer Costa Rica Haiku Lora Sea TurtlesInvade to beach to lay eggs.Locals invade the eggs."

"Cutthroat Competition [10w] If competition becomes cutthroatit suggests business has become piracy."

"Coffee Wisdom [2] For a real manthe only thing better than the scent of pussyis the smell of freshly ground coffee."

"Campbell's Soup: M'm! M'm! Good!... ...even though our products have more sodium than the Dead Sea."

"Broken Heart [10W] The broken heart becomes volcanic, forever rumbling anddispersing ash."

"How to Save the World [10w] When true love floods in, it could float an ark."

"Kraft Macaroni & Cheese: It's the cheesiest... ...advertising slogan ever!"

"Relationships Deconstrcted [10w] Qualities we at first perceive as endearingsoon becomes annoying."

"The Road to Poetry Hell [10w] The road to poetry hell is likepaved with similes."

"Want vs. What's Coming to You As the Rolling Stones say,You can't always get what you want ~but God will always give you what's coming to you."

"Genocide [10w] Genocide is the runaway bride once death becomes the bridegroom."

"Rain Check I'm a shitty typist and speller, I hunt and peck,I wrote, "i LeFt mY sWeEtToOtH iN yOuR nEcKoF tHe WoOdS, cOuLd YoU pLeAsE bRiNgIt BeCk."Surprisingly, you did,and left."rAiN cHeCk."

"Stumble When you don't know how to end a sentence you've stumbled upon a truth."

"A Tad Old Fashioned [10w] "Save all your sighing and swooning for the 18th Century, bitch."

"Switch Hitter [10w] Aphorisms are penned in my left brain,poetry, my right."

"Chutzpah {Limerick} Despite your unmitigated audacity,you're effrontery remains one of opacity.Let me suggest you turn Jewand learn chutzpah too,to realize your fullest capacity."

"Mythbusters [10w] Snipers will assure you safety in numbers is a myth."

"Babel [10w] Building a tower to reach God doesn't require any bricks."

"Nomad {Couplet} When your roots grow from the outside in,home becomes whatever place you're in."

"Sex Kitchens of the Future [10w] Her entire kitchen was made of silicone ~ including her breasts."