#self-esteem-self-help-book

"Objective Journalism Foreign journalists will always compromise objectivity to preserve relationships that give them better access."

"Past/Present/Future I have no problem living in the present,but because of my pastpeople want to kill me in the future."

"Perfection [10w] If you've attained perfection,then what's the point of living?"

"Gifts Never look a gift horse in the assor a donkey in the mouth."

"The Dangers of Second Hand Smoke "Second hand smoke can be harmful becauseif you don't put out that fucking cigaretteI'm smashing your head open with this baseball bat."

"The Poet's Limitless Imagination [10w] The stringy shit from my goldfish turns him into a kite."

"In a True Global World... [10w] Famous people should be allowed to travel without a passport."

"Reflection Upon Reflection [10w] Don't look into a mirror in rooms full of mirrors."

"Measuring Love The only scientist who can measure love is the onewho's in love with another scientist."

"War [10w] Fight wars not to win, but so our enemies don't."

"A Dream Come True [10w] A dream come true is a nightmare in the making."

"There's More Than Two Choices [10w] Don't take the road less traveled;blaze your own path."

"Lotto If I won a million bucks in Lotto,I'd give it to Charity.Charity gives great head."

"What Teenage Boys Do On Their Computer All Day [10w] ctrl alt delete ex-girlfriendcut paste Penelope Cruzpost Facebook"

"Small Degrees Lobster don't fathom they're being cooked,like relationships being snuffed out in small degreesbut in reverse, as love begins to freeze over, trapping you in a impenetrable ceiling of ice until you drown."

"Fall in Love in Fall {Couplet} It would be more befitting to fall in love in the fall,for the leave's colorful dance of death, augurs the long haul."

"Love vs. Honeymoon [10w] Love is what truly begins when the honeymoon is over."

"Virtual Reality [10w] Bliss is a virtual-reality headset coupled with a virtual-reality hooker software."

"An Enirely Different Matter [10W] Four states of matter:solid, liquid, gasand ffuzzy-wuzzy."

"Forget [10w] {Couplet} Let's lift our goblet of regret,forgive, forsake and forget."