#self-improvement-book

"Hatred is a Simple Child Hatred is a simple child nurtured and coddled in a raging heart and then released into a crowd of innocents wearing a suicide vest."

"Louisiana Dynamite Fishin' {10w] "Uncle Jimbo sez, if dey don't float it ain't fishin'."

"Poets Hate Poets [10w] Poets hate poets who are more talented than they are."

"Cleverness vs. Crime [10w] Being caught's the only difference between cleverness and crime."

"Ruth Whither thou goest, I will go ~as long as it's to the mall.I heard Dillard's is having an 80% off sale!"

"Yams vs. Sweet Potatoes vs. Cassava vs. Popeye [10w] "I am that I am that I am a yam."

"Kansas Haiku "Ya' know Superman'sfrom here and Jor-El could'vesent him to New York."

"Coffee Wisdom [2] For a real manthe only thing better than the scent of pussyis the smell of freshly ground coffee."

"Telekinetic Poker Players Telekinetic poker players have a tell when they're bluffing:they always raise you."

"Natural Born Killers [10w] After their first,every soldier becomes a natural born killer."

"Stampede [10w] Her stampede of wild emotions broke down everything once stable."

"Discrete vs. Discreet Moonlight falls upon my feet,beyond the sun's overwrought conceit.I'm painted pristine white, without the heat;reflection's cool reflection~ how discreet!"

"Unwitting Measure [10w] + {Couplet} "You I love and treasurein an equal, unwitting measure."

"Crying in the Rain If you cry in the raindoes anybody but you know you're unhappy?"

"Lost vs. Lost We get lost twice in life.The first stems from uncertainty,when we try to find what our dreams truly are.The more profound feeling of being lost is existential, and comes unforeseen, after we finally fulfill our dreams.To survive the latter, we must create an entirely new set of dreams."

"The 2-Step Self-Discovery Program The first step in self-discovery is not giving a shit what anybody else thinks.The second step is knowing you're a self-centered asshole."

"Today I Learned: Delete Today I learnedwhen you delete stuff on your computerit still resides on your hard drive.It's sort of like getting divorcedbut that bitch still lives in your house."

"Sublime Beauty When I shut my eyes, I can move mountains.When I open them, mountains can move me."

"What Ever Happened to Stupid? [10w] ‘I’m only human’,has become everybody’s license to fuck up."

"Put it All on Black' [10w] God doesn't play dice with the universe;He prefers roulette."