#self-improvement-book

"Brownie Mix [10w] + {Couplet} Betwixt hell and the River Styx,I'll be shitting bricks."

"Object of Desire A woman knows she's the object of a unknown man's desirelike a game animal becoming aware it is being looked at."

"Deaf [10w] No man suffers deafness if he listens with his eyes."

"Embalming [10w] Injecting baking soda whitens, freshens, and softens the dearly departed."

"The AP Stylebook is Useless {Couplet} I can't abbreviate abbreviation nor know how to initialize an acronym,I can find the contraction for contraction nor the précis for a homonym."

"Life is like a game of chess.To win you have to make a move.Knowing which move to make comes with IN-SIGHTand knowledge, and by learning the lessons that areacculated along the way.We become each and every piece within the game called life!"

"Dysfunctional Love We split up not because he or she didn't love us,but because they did love us in the only way they knew how."

"Love vs. Honeymoon [10w] Love is what truly begins when the honeymoon is over."

"Poetry as Conspiracy [10w] A poem is unspoken conspiracy between the reader and poet."

"In the Porn Industry [10w] Lacking a college-diploma's more than compensated by a humongous penis."

"Heartbreak [10w] Heartbreak’s like a heart attack but without the hospital bills."

"North Dakota Haiku "My bib overallslook spiffy at a weddingor a funeral."

"Writer's Block [10w] Every writer's block is surrounded by a million other possibilities."

"Err [10w] My dear, "To err is human — to forgive, to redefine."

"Love's War [10w] In love's war there aren't winners and losers ~just casualties."

"Flattery [10w] Flattery is the only passport that will get you everywhere"

"Garden [10w] A garden is a poem written with flowers on earth."

"What Teenage Boys Do On Their Computer All Day [10w] ctrl alt delete ex-girlfriendcut paste Penelope Cruzpost Facebook"

"The Bard's Haikus about Haiku Listen to Shakespeare,'Iambic pentameterand haiku don't mix.'A fool thinks himself to be wise, but a wise mannever writes haiku.If you tickle usdon't we laugh? If you wrong usshall we not haiku?The good men dolives after them; the evil'sinterred with haikus.Some are born great, some achieve greatness, some scribblesome shitty haikus."

"The 2-Step Self-Discovery Program The first step in self-discovery is not giving a shit what anybody else thinks.The second step is knowing you're a self-centered asshole."