#self-improvement-book

"The Human Race Pleasure is the sprint.Contentment is the 5 mile.Happiness is the marathon."

"Owlish [10w] If owls are wise,why are they flat faced fucks?"

"There's More Than Two Choices [10w] Don't take the road less traveled;blaze your own path."

"Say This to Her/Him and Just See What Happens... *I want to kiss you in places I've never kissed you before."

"Advice for Women at Starbucks If a vanilla latte and banana nut muffin doesn't solve the problem,perhaps you're going at it wrong."

"Definition of Haiku in Haiku Due to brevityyour lame observations seemdeeper than they are."

"Diet and Exorcise [10w] The most effective diet is hanging around with fat people."

"Time Traveler's Ennui The future ain't what it use to be."

"New Year's Resolutions New Year's resolutions shouldn't be about doing new things;it should be about stopping to do the shitty things you're already doing."

"Pun vs. Puny [10w] + {Couplet} "His penis was a pun,judging by the predictable groans.The hours set by innuendos,the seconds by the moans."

"A Chuck Yeager Moment {Couplet} There's a sonic boom resonating in my head as I break through the 2000 HP follower watershed."

"Flood of Feeling {Couplet} A flood of feeling is a poem,created from daydreaming in the zone.The levees break, emotions snake,from imagination's ocean who sets the stakes."

"Love vs. Honeymoon [10w] Love is what truly begins when the honeymoon is over."

"Imitation [10w] Art imitates life.Life imitates art.I just imitate imitation."

"Great Poets [10w] Great poets can milk blood and tears from a stone."

"Humble Wishes [10w] "God, all I simply ask is that I become perfect."

"Why Don't You Practice What You Preach [10w] The reason I teach and preach?In order to learn."

"Words of Wisdom [10w] Words of wisdom worth saying wouldfit on a T-shirt.@:::::@:::::@:::::@:::::@:::::@:::::@:::::@:::::@:::::@­:::::"

"Patience [10w] Patience is the most technologically advanced form of energy efficiency."

"Rain Check I'm a shitty typist and speller, I hunt and peck,I wrote, "i LeFt mY sWeEtToOtH iN yOuR nEcKoF tHe WoOdS, cOuLd YoU pLeAsE bRiNgIt BeCk."Surprisingly, you did,and left."rAiN cHeCk."