#self-improvement-book

"Taco Bell [10w] Taco Bell: Living proof you can shit where you eat."

"Knowledgeable [10w] The knowledgeable man inventoried and catalogued everything he doesn't know."

"Lost Love [10w] + {Couplet} Lost love's the season of mists,Though they are gone, memory persists."

"Cinco de Mayo [10w] What day do the dead party to celebrate the living?"

"Buddha (Haiku) Buddha, Enlightened,I rub your belly to blessmy Lotto ticket."

"Love vs. the Three Headed Dragon In relationships, the corrosive venom of the three-headed dragon areindifference, fault-finding and 'take-each-other-for-grantedness'.Only these cantarnish the shining armor of amour."

"A Prayer God, be my light in pitch-black night;Show me the path from wrong to rightThat I might in Your hands be delivered later,Having eclipsed myself to become something greater."

"Kaddish Kaddish for Mrs. Ginsbergis not Kaddish,For your mom raised a Buddhistand mine raised a Jew.You'll zazen for your loss,I'll daven for mine.I do not belittle your loss,your grief is no less than mine.But by abandoning your tribe, אלון,Who now will say Kaddish for you?"

"Tortuguer Costa Rica Haiku Lora Sea TurtlesInvade to beach to lay eggs.Locals invade the eggs."

"Entrepreneurs [10w] A man should be judged by the companyhe sells."

"Simply Fabulous Haiku If I write fablesam I a fabulist orsimply fabulous?"

"Every Small Child is a Miracle [10w] The God of small children is the one true God."

"American Foreign Policy [10w] Foreign Policy requires dealing from the bottom of the deck."

"Louisiana Dynamite Fishin' {10w] "Uncle Jimbo sez, if dey don't float it ain't fishin'."

"Thank You Dick Wolf [10w] TV crime shows taught me it’s best to lawyer up."

"AMTRAK: See America at see level... even though we cost twice as much as a plane and get you there 3 days later."

"Err 2 [10w] To err is human, to make it a habit, assinine."

"First Day at Harvard [10w] Smartest kid in the roomwalks into room of competitors."

"Fabulous Creatures and Trust Issues [10w] Never trust a sheep in wolf’s clothing despite the unicorn."

"Sunshine On My Shoulders When you're home's always filled with sunshine,you're either blessed or it's time to fix the roof."