#self-improvement-book

"In and Out [10w] Our infant blanket in the externalization of our mother's womb.ღ ♛ ღ ♛ ღ ♛ ღ ♛ ღ Intruth, we should be married under,sling our newborn babiesinand after deathbe shrouded in the same infant blanketwe were taken home from the hospital in."

"Time Time waits for no man ~but for hot women Time makes exceptions."

"Imaginary Friends When my childhood imaginary friend got mad at mehe insulted me by calling me 'real'."

"National Rifle Association Credo [10w] God gave us two hands to holdan assault rifle."

"Seduction [10w] Italy will host the Olympics when seduction's declared a sport."

"How Much Space? {Couplet} Give a lover space enough to rejoice in their choice,but not enough room for their doubts to give voice."

"Every Small Child is a Miracle [10w] The God of small children is the one true God."

"Off the Hook True story...A cop pulls me over for speeding.He says, "What's the hurry?"I say, "I'm running awayfrom a bad marriage."He laughs and says, "Drive carefully."The officer lets me go.Beyond the practical lesson thatmaking a policeman laugh may get you off the hook,there's a certain poetry here in the unexpected connection ~for what is a poemif not a moment of surpriseworth retelling."

"Friendship vs. Love [10w] Friendship requires poise and patience;love demands pluck and perseverance."

"What lies beneath the Semblance? What lies beneath the semblance.What lies beneath the semblance of lies.What lies beneath the semblance of lies!Lies lie beneath her semblance.Lies lie beneath her semblance.Lies, lies and more lies!"

"Coins [10w] Statesmen whose faces are on coins are amenable to change."

"Excuse The bureaucrat's excuse, 'If I have to make an exception for you,I have to make an exception for everybody else',doesn't apply to me because I exceptional."

"Atheism [10w] Atheism is the tragic triumph of cold contemptuousness over gratitude."

"Boasting vs. Toasting [10w] + {Couplet} What many call boasting to my success I call toasting."

"Cinco de Mayo [10w] What day do the dead party to celebrate the living?"

"New Age Hype Don't 'honor your feelings.'Half the time they're full of shit.Don't 'embrace' anything without a pulse.Mindfulness should include not listening to quacks."

"Epiphanies [10w] Epiphanies aren't intuitions of new ideas;they're rearranging existing information."

"Gradually Then Instantly [10w] We fall in love the way we lose our minds."

"Dictator [10w] Clever dictators keep their friends closeand their enemies dead."

"Comfort Zone Your comfort zone has a clock on it, ticking off until it becomes your death zone."