#self-improvement-book

"Mind Maneuvers When we hear something unflattering,our mind doesn't fully process it.When we hear a compliment,the mind goes into overdriveand tend to read too much into it."

"Men Be Forewarned! [20w] A man caught in the embrace of the wrong womanis like having his penis caught in a bear trap."

"Poets Hate Poets [10w] Poets hate poets who are more talented than they are."

"Self-Motivation [10w] "Today I'll do something more extraordinarythan I did yesterday."

"Mongolian, Temeenii'malgai The small fuzzy hat worn by camels that cross the Gobi desert. Usually stolen by natives of Ulaanbaatar for the groom's hat at weddings. The fuzz on the hat smells so bad that the groom is temporarily blinded and can't see how ugly the bride looks until it's too late."

"Bonjour [10w] You're more obscure than first we met,"uttered with regret."

"Scientifically Proven [10w] Mariah Carey has a brain the size of a walnut."

"Seeing vs. Envision {Couplet} We see nothing more than we bring to it;heavenly orchards lie in an apple's pit!"

"Child on a Swing Haiku Child screeches like birdas swing reaches for heaven.Stars fill his pocket."

"Las Vegas Magic! I was the greatest magician in the world.Things were going great. My agent booked me to play the Mirage Hotel in Las Vegas for $100,000 per performance!When I got onstage everything suddenly disappeared.I'm not sure if it was allan illusion or a delusion,but I cashed the check anyway just to be safe."

"Getting Even Bring a gun to a knife-fight,Bring a nuke to a war.Even if you don't win,You'll even the score.““”̿ ̿ ̿ ̿ ̿’̿’̵͇̿̿з=(•̪ⓧ)=ε/̵͇̿̿/̿ ̿ ̿ ̿ ̿"

"Memory Foam [10w] She had an ass like an elephants memoryfoam pillow."

"Nebraska State Motto Equality before the law.Where Monsanto/GMO corn is above the law."

"Show Up [10w] I've waited for you all my life ~show up already!"

"Compassion and Self-Neglect [10w] Compassionate people know how to care of everybody but themselves."

"Children and Food [10w] Once children order like grown-upsfood's lost its sweet innocence."

"One Size Fits All Life Strategy Smile first.Ask questions later."

"California Milk Processor Board: Got Milk?... ...cuz I got a fucking hangover."

"Fig The proud oak wed a seedling figHe welcomed her caressThough round his lofty limbs she woundHe saw no need for distress.The fig enveloped all his trunkHer grip grew firm and tightThe oak withered in his arroganceAs she choked off his last light."

"Love Poetry [10w] Love poetry is simply bleeding on the page with ink."