#suicidal-thoughts

"Money Can't Buy Everything [10w] Money can't buy everything ~ but love is certainly no exception."

"Office Depot: Taking Care of Business... ...with short breaks, bad management and no job advancement opportunities."

"Miracle [10w] The greatest unacknowledged miracle is man has lasted this long."

"Excuse The bureaucrat's excuse, 'If I have to make an exception for you,I have to make an exception for everybody else',doesn't apply to me because I exceptional."

"Enigmatic Real Estate I choose to live on the edge of mysterywith its inscrutable view of complexityhedged by perplexity.Also, there's a Walmart nearby."

"Marriage Advice [10w] Marry a man above youand a woman beneath you."

"Retail Haiku [7w] LollapaloozaLiquidation Blowout Sale.Everything Must Go!"

"Myself [10w] "I don't really know myself;he's only a tenuous acquaintance."

"The State of the World Attests to This: [10w] Common people are too easily manipulated or stupid to vote."

"Figure, Woman, Wife I study the sleeping figure,Stare at her sated curl of lip;Her lids sealed in dreams so pureMy love's secured from tip to tip.I study the sleeping womanHer forehead faint with sweatHer eyes wildly remmingOf adulterous sex, I bet.I study the sleeping wife,Her mouth faintly drawing breath;Her throat pouring pools of blood ~How I loved this woman to death."

"Memory Foam [10w] She had an ass like an elephants memoryfoam pillow."

"How to Exercise Caution [10w] Walk in the counsel of the wickedon your treadmill."

"Missouri State Motto Salus populi suprema lex esto [16]If our chiggers don't getcha', Rush Limbaugh will."

"Ethical Dilemma of an Ascending Body [10w] + [10w] You can't ascend a ladderwithout rungs to push back;you can't climb a staircasewithout stairs to step on."

"Murder [10w] Two coats of paint doen't get rid of a ghost."

"Imitation [10w] Art imitates life.Life imitates art.I just imitate imitation."

"God Created [10w] Lips were created to kiss and hands to make peace."

"Hermits vs. Rising Real Estate Costs [10w] Hermits can no longer afford a cabin in the woods."

"The Poet as Enchantress [10w] + {Couplet} The poet is an enchantress,with or without a dress."

"A Voice from the Past A book is a voice from the past whispering into your ear.Sometime I get the urge to exhume the author's bodyand hit him in the head with a shovel."