#teachings

"3 Surefire Ways to Win a Man You sucking my cock made our relationship interesting.You taking it up your ass made it meaningful.You cooking me dinner made it lasting."

"Lost vs. Lost We get lost twice in life.The first stems from uncertainty,when we try to find what our dreams truly are.The more profound feeling of being lost is existential, and comes unforeseen, after we finally fulfill our dreams.To survive the latter, we must create an entirely new set of dreams."

"Poetry in a Bottle [10w] If you could bottle poetry you'd have one addictive drink."

"War [10w] Fight wars not to win, but so our enemies don't."

"Mythbusters [10w] Snipers will assure you safety in numbers is a myth."

"Forget [10w] {Couplet} Let's lift our goblet of regret,forgive, forsake and forget."

"One Philosophical Question, Two Faces [10w] 'Is life wort living?' is tantamount to'Does God exist?"

"Boundaries [10w] Receiving bribes blurs the clear boundaries between friends and enemies."

"New Age Advertising ATTEND OUR REINCARNATION RETREATGuaranteed to be a once in a lifetime experience.Sure it costs $5000, but lets face it,you only live once."

"Selfies [10w] Selfies allows you instant gratification and reminiscence all at once."

"Tofino, Canada Haiku Free flowing clothes,Strumming guitar on the beach.Still my baggage follows me."

"Time Traveler's Ennui The future ain't what it use to be."

"As Long As It Has a Fast Internet Connection {Couplet} I need a cozy den to winter in,a hiberaculum away from the city's din."

"Enemies of My Enemies Who knew the enemies of my enemies were good dancers."

"Sink or Swim [10w] Lovers master the breaststroke, the crawl and the muff dive."

"Family [10w] Family is a truth pill ~ just beware of an overdose."

"Somalia Haiku For a Somalian, heaven's drawing water from a well in an earthen pot."

"Money vs. Happiness [10w] Why do people with money say,'money can't buy happiness'?"

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"Bruges Belgium Haiku Behind a stack of grey Lego bricksyou wheeze up Belfry's 366 stepsand don't see a single bat."