#teachings

"Obscure Poetry Obscurity does not make a poem better or deeper.It simply makes it obscure."

"The ‘New House, New Luck’ Fallacy [10w] Switching external environment doesn't cure depression;change must occur internally."

"Simply Fabulous Haiku If I write fablesam I a fabulist orsimply fabulous?"

"Infinite Promise The carrot of infinite promise always dangles just inches beyond our noses.The trick is to surreptitiously switch that carrot for a zucchini."

"Now, I'm Not Born Yet [10w] I brought a sundial to a flight crossing the International-Date-Line."

"Coffee Wisdom New Yawk [6] You either pay me the five large nowor yoos can choosebetween the toilet plungeror the hot coffee enemaya fuckin jamook."

"Wedding Veil [10w] + {Couplet} A wedding veil's of no availbecause virginity's a fairy-tale."

"Garden [10w] A garden is a poem written with flowers on earth."

"Note to Self: Patent #10w Diving Mask for fish filled with water when oceans disappear."

"My Secret for Out-of-the-Box-Thinking To help me writein my signature out-of-the-box style,I sit in front of my humidifier that I've filled up with Grey Goose vodka.My humidifier is now at Underwriters Laboratoriesin a 12-Step Programand buddied up with a de-humidifier."

"Soulmate My Ass [10w] Aspire to marry the person the least wrong for you."

"Old People [10w] At the mere mention of death they gasp for breath."

"Joussard, Alberta, Canada Haiku Love North Country Fair.Music, dance, artisan market ~a walk back in time."

"Trickeries, Sophistries and Traps [10w] Life's great irony is that we, the trapped,set traps."

"Is Prayer Only for the Living? III [10w] Do angels pray to God to intercede on mankind's behalf?"

"Keep Austin Weird Haiku Neck dragon tattoo, piercings, purple haired kindergarten teacher.Keep Austin weird."

"Stumble When you don't know how to end a sentence you've stumbled upon a truth."

"Predestination [10w] 'Twas predestined that I'd call predestination a crock of shit."

"Child on a Swing Haiku Child screeches like birdas swing reaches for heaven.Stars fill his pocket."

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