"What One Vulture Said to the Other I have a bone to pick with you ~which end shall we start on?"
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"Over [10w] It's never ever over because the fat lady can't sing."
"Winning vs. Losing [10w] Too often the cost of winning is losing your soul."
"Heaven [10w] Heaven’s not a destination ~it’s a way of processing life."
"Masochist [10w] A masochist goes to massage parlor seeking a tragic ending."
"Oppressor vs. Oppressed [10w] Love somtimes disintegrates into becoming the oppressor or the oppressed."
"Pedestals [10w] People should not be placed on pedestals unless they're stuffed."
"Jesus Christ Hiaku Jesus Christget a job already.You're killing your mother!"
"Pitter Patter I love to hear the pitter patter of little feet ~as they unsuccessfully struggle to break free of my choke hold."
"Suicide Note [10w] "Don't ask why I committed suicide.Question why everybody doesn’t."
"AMTRAK: See America at see level... even though we cost twice as much as a plane and get you there 3 days later."
"Err [10w] My dear, "To err is human — to forgive, to redefine."
"My Secret for Out-of-the-Box-Thinking To help me writein my signature out-of-the-box style,I sit in front of my humidifier that I've filled up with Grey Goose vodka.My humidifier is now at Underwriters Laboratoriesin a 12-Step Programand buddied up with a de-humidifier."
"New York City [10w] + [10w] + {Couplet} In fast-paced New York Cityeven the bubbling brooks babble.The Hudson and East River run rabid,skirting the rabble"
"Senility [10w] Senility's like a bottle of Coke that lost its bubbles."
"No-brainers [10w] No-brainers are challenging enough for people with no fucking brains."
"Renewal Cream [10w] The features of the human face are enriched by poetry."
"Enemies of My Enemies Who knew the enemies of my enemies were good dancers."
"Depression vs. Death Depression is anger turned within causing misery and hopelessness.Death is hate turned within until it totally eats you alive."
"No Planning for Death [10w] People put more planning into a weekend vacation than death."