#teachings

"Clairol 2: Hair color so natural only her hairdresser knows for sure... ...but he's gay and already Tweeted it to 300 people."

"How Hard? [10w] Fuck’em hard enough to make their breasts move like Jell-O."

"California Haiku "After my boob jobI'm taking acting lessons.Fuck's fifty, no anal."

"Transubstantiation [10w] Transubstantiate digression into confessionand drink from poetry's Holy Grail."

"The Jewish NOW There's no time like the present ~but in the future,who can say?"

"Make It Happen!!! [10w] Don't wait for someone to fall in love with you."

"Black Hole The death of one great man makes the world seem empty;the death or three creates a back hole in the heart of humanity.In Memorium 2015B.B. KingOliver SacksNicholas Winton"

"Your Poem A poem is a waking dream.If your poem is shit,then it was a fucking nightmare."

"Hemidemisemiquaver [10w] The composer evened the score by ending in a hemidemisemiquaver."

"Two Dust Storms or A Nice Pair of Haboobs A palm tree passes through a sandstorm, shakingoff the dusty rain like a wet dogon the less fortunate wayfarersburied in the sand."

"Dangerous Food [10w] The world's most fattening foods are the ones you swallow."

"Soulmate [10w] When you meet your soulmate,God's walked into the room."

"Control [10w] Don't lose control by imagining you can control your lover."

"Why Utopias Fail When you tie several horses together and one takes the lead, they all fall."

"Poetry vs. Prose [10w] Prose is the bread of imagination;poetry is the wine."

"Library [10w] Hopefully, the library in the afterlife doesn't contain contemporary poetry."

"Let's Celebrate! Photoshop Turns 25 This Week [10w] I bought a fake passport on Fiverr.Don't tell Mexico."

"Optimists vs. Death [10w] Optimists are hopeful people who see a coffin as half-full."

"The Written Word The only thing I hold dearer than myself(and my moms, yo') ~is the written word.I'd give my life for that bitch, (yo'.)"

"Witchcraft vs. Wordcraft [10w] Covens of witches convened at their annual unconventional Coven’s Convention."