Random Inspirational Quotes

"Kraft Macaroni & Cheese: It's the cheesiest... ...advertising slogan ever!"

"Let's still be friends"(things that are never true in a break up, but you have to say)."

"Humble Wishes [10w] "God, all I simply ask is that I become perfect."

"So hologram means--"I finally said."It means non-corporeal, yeah. Which sucks seeing as how there are a lot of very corporeal things I'd like to do with you right now."

"It’s funny how you can live somewhere your whole life, but not really see it."

"Criticism talks a good deal of nonsense, but even its nonsense is a useful force. It keeps the question of art before the world, insists upon its importance."

"Pure Soul and circumstances; there are only these two; but the disturbance of egoism does not allow it to be at peace."

"Comedy vs. Satire [10w] Comedy pokes fun at society's self-inflation;satire deflates the balloon."

"I believe the way to master my destiny is to serve others. If I raise up others, am I not also raised up?"

"I have a fear of palindromes. Maybe because the only person to ever beat the hell out of me was a man named Bob."

"Do you know the difference between education and experience? Education is when you read the fine print; experience is what you get when you don't."

"Cael, come on. Stop licking the dude. That's gross."Letty let out a snort. "Please, like you don't lick dudes.""That's different,"Dex explained with a grimace. "None of those dudes were Ash. Besides, last time I checked, Ash was allergic to nuts."

"Pactum serva"- "Keep the faith"

"Wisdom equals knowledge plus courage. You have to not only know what to do and when to do it, but you have to also be brave enough to follow through."

"Those who have never known the deep intimacy and the intense companionship of mutual love have missed the best thing that life has to give."

"No man can be called friendless who has God and the companionship of good books."

"My head’ll explode if I continue with this escapism."

"Nice dress. Take it off."

"Only a fool would say they’re not a fool. Well, I am not a fool, which is why I say I am a fool."

"I make love with a focus and intensity that most people reserve for sleep."