Random Inspirational Quotes

"Do I not destroy my enemies when I make them my friends?"

"When life gives you lemons, chunk it right back."

"Love is like 9.75 plus .25. That’s 10, for all of you people trying to add fractions on your fingers. I can only count using eight, because I’m too busy using my middle fingers to tell the politicians how much I love them."

"In any compromise between food and poison, it is only death that can win. In any compromise between good and evil, it is only evil that can profit."

"If you are unclear about what attitudes you adhere to, you will have a difficult time evaluation which ones are not serving your highest good."

"Your children are not your children. They are the sons and daughters of Life's longing for itself... You may house their bodies but not their souls, for their souls dwell in the house of tomorrow, which you cannot visit, not even in your dreams."

"Love can be unselfish, in the sense of being benevolent and generous, without being selfless."

"People usually asked her if she had a belly button. Of course she had a belly button. She couldn't explain how. She didn't really want to know."

"Only the very weak-minded refuse to be influenced by literature and poetry."

"There is a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot."

"Ends are for yesterday, not tomorrows."

"The best thing to hold onto in life is each other."

"Life's like a play: it's not the length, but the excellence of the acting that matters."

"Lady Gaga is the present and the future. She is the most revolutionary and inspirational artist. She is fearless and daring."

"Grateful [10w] + [10w] If you can't think of anything you should be grateful for,think that you can think and be grateful for that."

"Nobody really cares if you’re miserable, so you might as well be happy, and make the most of where you are"

"Body is a home, a prison and a grave."

"You don’t believe things because they make your life better, you believe them because they’re true."

"I often wear camouflaged pants so when I walk I look like a floating torso. I love with the same air of mystery."

"He was a gentle and sensitive soul, and therefore had a short temper, which is why he went straight after everything with an ax..."