#Dating

"Sometimes it takes a heartbreak to shake us awake & help us see we are worth so much more than we're settling for."

"It is our wounds that create in us a desire to reach for miracles. The fulfillment of such miracles depends on whether we let our wounds pull us down or lift us up towards our dreams."

"A good place to meet a man is at the dry cleaner. These men usually have jobs and bathe."

"Whenever you have an ex, and they're like, 'I hope we can still be friends!' and you weren't friends before you started dating, then what do you go back to, really?"

"There will never be a good time, financially, to get married, unless you're Shaq or Ray Romano. But somehow people manage. If your man is using money as an excuse not to marry you, it's your relationship that's insecure, not his bank account."

"Me and her, we’re both hiding who we really are. This is a common practice. It’s called dating."

"I wondered what happened when you offered yourself to someone, and they opened you, only to discover you were not the gift they expected and they had to smile and nod and say thank you all the same."

"Busy' is another word for 'asshole'. 'Asshole' is another word for the guy you're dating."

"Friendship is not by force but by choice.You can never please everybody, he who aims to please everybody will end up pleasing nobody."

"I’ve changed, and she’s changed, but we haven’t changed together. We were in separate dressing rooms the whole time we dated."

"I used to date the lead singer of The Cranberries, but she cheated on me. Turns out she had some turkey on the side."