#kids

"I'm a Prince of Wales Trust ambassador, so I'm all about giving youth an education, a voice and a chance to not take the wrong road."

"Have faith that your child's brain is an evolving planet that rotates at its own speed. It will naturally be attracted to or repel certain subjects. Be patient. Just as there are ugly ducklings that turn into beautiful swans, there are rebellious kids and slow learners that turn into serious innovators and hardcore intellectuals."

"We must respect the other fellow's religion, but only in the sense and to the extent that we respect his theory that his wife is beautiful and his children smart."

"When I was a kid my parents moved a lot, but I always found them."

"Georgie, stop trying to resurrect the shoes. They were never alive in the first place."

"Is your Happy Meal full of dancing? Put a box around it and sell it to kids. They could use the exercise."

"Look! A trickle of water running through some dirt! I'd say our afternoon just got booked solid!"

"What if the kid you bullied at school, grew up, and turned out to be the only surgeon who could save your life?"