#Master

"Still Hangin' in the Child Hood [20w] You can spend an entire lifetime trying to be a child again,or never lose your childhood to begin with."

"Fighting For Your Life [10w] 'Everything will be alright,'doesn't mean we stop the fight."

"Simply Fabulous Haiku If I write fablesam I a fabulist orsimply fabulous?"

"Occam's Razor [10w] I shaved with Occam's razor and he shaved with mine."

"Rice-a-Roni: The San Francisco treat... ...the other treat, of course, being anal penetration."

"Fear is the Best Test Will the fear of going blind make youa voracious reader, a world traveleror paralyze you with a thousand other fears?"

"Rationalize [10w] Man needs an apt aphorism to rationalize his ruthless actions."

"Please Don't Commemorate Me Just Yet [10w] The living are only commemorated when they're at death's door."

"Tonight is For the Dying I've seen it grow dark ten-thousand times, yet never once mourned the loss of light, until tonight. Tonight I'm dying, dying, dying; before morn I may be ash in an urn, I know the light will return, maybe keeping ablaze its promise to others. Maybe not.If I had my druthers, the others would bedying, dying, dying, too,tonight."

"Amputees Smart phones and the internet are the prosthetics our century cannot live without.Until we can put them down to take a quiet walk in the woods,we are all amputees."

"Selfie [10w] For the millennial generationa selfie is a family portrait."

"Wishing Wells [10w] Wishes fall to the bottom of wells;only faith floats."

"Love vs. Mental Illness [10w] Love, like mental illness, comes on graduallyand then suddenly."

"Buddha (Haiku) Buddha, Enlightened,I rub your belly to blessmy Lotto ticket."

"Poetry in a Bottle [10w] If you could bottle poetry you'd have one addictive drink."

"Love's War [10w] In love's war there aren't winners and losers ~just casualties."

"Marriage Advice [10w] Marry a man above youand a woman beneath you."

"From the Slobodan Milošević interview during the the Hague Tribunal : 'What are your hobbies?' [10w] "I enjoy gardening because weeding reminds me of ethnic cleansing."

"River Mountain Ocean [10w] + [10w] + {Couplet} Rivers delight in their flow;Mountains savor their snow.But oceans are in concurrencetheir contentment comes from recurrence."

"Wrong Number [10w] There is no such thing as dialing a wrong number."